1
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[dhagax muusiga oo ciyaaraya]

2
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[mususigu istaago]

3
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Digniin Dhacdooyinka
filimkan waxay ahaayeen
oo ay sameeyaan xirfadlayaal,

4
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sidaas darteed badbaadadaada

5
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iyo ilaalinta
kuwa kugu xeeran,

6
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ha isku dayin mid ka mid ah
waxyaallaha aad ku dhowdahay inaad aragto.

7
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[Jason] Taasi sax bay u muuqataa?

8
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[Johnny] Kaliya soo rog,
halkan, soo rog.

9
00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:05,065
[Jason] eeg? Waa duubis

10
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-[Johnny] Waayahay.
-[Jason] Ka dibna

11
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[Johnny] Miyaan xidhaa
Ookiyaalahayga tan?

12
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[Jeff] Way fiicnaan doontaa.

13
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[Jason] hore u soco.

14
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Hagaag, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville,
Maraykanka ee Maraykanka,

15
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oo waan sameyn doonaa
maqaal yar

16
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qalabka is-difaaca.

17
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Waxaan u soconaa inaan dibadda u saarno
cidlada iyo

18
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Waxaan haystaa .38 dubbe la'aan

19
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fiican oo iftiin leh
Smith iyo Wesson,

20
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taasi waa joogsiga oo dhan
awoodda sagaal millimitir.

21
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Waana la i toogan doonaa
laabta

22
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tan 911

23
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heerka IIIA Kevlar jaakadda.

24
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Oh, iyo, in la nuugo qaar
ee saameynta ka timid rasaasta,

25
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waan dhigi doonaa
joornaaladan,

26
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laba ka mid ah Hustlers
iyo laba ka mid ah Caalamka Lugaha,
jaakadda hoosteeda

27
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si looga fogaado wax kasta iyo dhammaan
dhaawac badheedh ah.

28
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Waa hagaag.

29
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Taasi waa sababta aan doorbidi lahaa
qof kale i toogto.

30
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-[Loomis]
sketch fuckin, nin.
-[Jeff] Joog ilbidhiqsi

31
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Sidaas oo kale, Jason?

32
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[Jason] Ah, waxay u egtahay mid aad u wanaagsan.

33
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[Jason]
Ma xamili karo kan, saaxiib.

34
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[Loomis] saaxiib,
waa sketch fuckin, nin yahow.

35
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[Loomis]
Saaxiib, doqon ha noqon.

36
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[Jason] duco dheh, saaxiib.

37
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Tani waa wax aan caqli-gal ahayn.

38
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Aan fuckin' tagno.
- [qolka qoriga ayaa gujinaya]

39
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[Jason] Hadda waa inaad tagtaa
jidka oo dhan.

40
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-Ma hubtaa?
-[Jason] Tani ma xamili karo.

41
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[Loomis]
P.J., aan tagno.

42
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[Jason] Ogow
halka ay xabadu ka dhacday.

43
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-[Loomis] P.J.
- [qolka qoriga ayaa gujinaya]

44
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[Loomis] Kaalay nin yahow!

45
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-P.J., ina keena.
- [qolka qoriga ayaa gujinaya]

46
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[Loomis] Waxaan ku dhow yahay inaan tuuro a
fuckin' rock at you. Aan tagno.

47
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- [qolka qoriga ayaa gujinaya]
-[Jason] Waa kan ku xiga.

48
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[Loomis] P.J., kaalay!

49
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[Jason] ma xamili karo tan.

50
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[Loomis] Hubi
waad heshay fuckin'

51
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P.J.

52
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Tani waa curyaan aad u fuckin, I
xitaa hadda kuuma sheegi karo.

53
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Iska ilow.

54
00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,684
-[xabad rasaas ah]
-[Grunts]

55
00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,812
-[Johnny] Aan tagno.
-[Loomis wuu qoslay]

56
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[Jason]
Aan tagno, saaxiib. Kaliya tag.

57
00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,320
Ku rid shayga oo tag.

58
00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,571
Miyaan dhaawacmin?

59
00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,239
Maya, si kastaba ha ahaatee waan ka baqay.

60
00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,538
Bal eeg? Xitaa ma yeelin
iska dhaaf --

61
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saaxiib waan idiin sheegay nimanyahow.

62
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[Jason]
Bal eeg gubashada budada.

63
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[Johnny] waan ogahay.

64
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Haa, waan yara ruxay

65
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Waxaad rabta inaad daawato
TV-ga?

66
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[Jason] fuck haa.

67
00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:39,052
["U haynta Halyeyga"
ciyaara]

68
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[Grunts]

69
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[guud, cabaad]

70
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[qarxiya]

71
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[Rachel way qaylisay]

72
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[Spike]
Dhoola cadeyn, tani aad bay u fiicnaan doontaa.

73
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Soco, dib uga noqo,
dib u noqo, dib u noqo,

74
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dib u noqo, dib u noqo,
dib uga noqo.

75
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-Ah! Haah, fuck! Haah, fuck!
-[qeylinaya]

76
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fuck!

77
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fuck!

78
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[qeyliyo]

79
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[Wee Man wuu guuxay]

80
00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,334
[Ehren wuu taahaa]

81
00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:03,571
Hello, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville.
Ku soo dhawoow Jackass.

82
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Oh! Waa!

83
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-[Qosol]
-[Johnny wuu taahaa]

84
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-[qeylo]
-[Qosol]

85
00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,838
Waa, yaa! Waayahay, waayahay!

86
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["Corona" ciyaareysa]

87
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-[taah]
-[Qosol]

88
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[ foodhi ]

89
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[qeyliyo]

90
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[qeylinaya]

91
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Oh, maya, maya, maya, maya, maya.

92
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[Grunts]

93
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-[xanuunin]
-[taah]

94
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[farxad]

95
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[qeylinaya]

96
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[Ryan] fuck!

97
00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,839
[Steve-O] Oh, fuck!

98
00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:08,678
Ku soo dhawoow maalinta koowaad
ee filimkeena ugu dambeeya.

99
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[Spike]
Haddaba maxaad dareemaysaa?

100
00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,600
Haa, waan murugooday

101
00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,311
[Spike] Sidee ku timid?

102
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Waxaan filayaa, haa

103
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qayb weyn oo ka mid ah,
nolosheena waa

104
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ku dhawaad dhammaatay.

105
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[Spike]
Miyay ku murugoonaysaa Chris?

106
00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:31,033
Maya, ilama xidhiidhin
dareenkayga.

107
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[Qosol]

108
00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,248
Markaa waxaanu leenahay jaakas cusub
xubin tuur.

109
00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,666
Magaciisa waa 1W-Larry.

110
00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,543
Waa robot bini'aadantinimo.

111
00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:43,504
Oo ku dhawaaqaya robotkaas

112
00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,256
waa Mudane Adam Ray.

113
00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:48,342
Oo waxaad noqon doontaa
taariikhda maanta

114
00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:51,637
oo leh robot-ka-aadmiga ugu horreeya
baaritaanka qanjirka 'prostate'.

115
00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,223
Tani waa waxa Jackass
waxay u egtahay 50, waxaan filayaa.

116
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[qosol]

117
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-Waxaan nahay da'daas
-Damn wanaagsan, in kastoo.

118
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meesha aan ku hayno
si loo qaado imtixaanada qanjirka 'prostate'.

119
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-Haa, tani waa
wacyigelinta.
- Oo sidaas daraaddeed waxaan shaqaaleysiinnay kuwii ugu fiicnaa.

120
00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,149
(Adam) waad aragtaa
farta ku saabsan arrinkaas?

121
00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,901
[Steve-O] waan sameeyay.

122
00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,152
Haa, taasi far maaha
dhanka kale.

123
00:08:06,235 --> 00:08:07,737
Waa cidi.

124
00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,866
Waxaad ku ordi doontaa qaar
dhibaato farta dhexe

125
00:08:11,949 --> 00:08:14,869
Ma jiro. Waa dhankan
taasi waa wada af badan.

126
00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:16,579
[Johnny] Immisa jeer
tan ma samaysay, Larry?

127
00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,164
[ku cod robotik ah]

128
00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:31,135
Waxaa laga yaabaa in "u ogolaado inay dillaacdo" waa
doorashada xun ee erayada, Larry.

129
00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:34,472
Waxaan ahay Steve-O, iyo prostate
caafimaadku aad buu muhiim u yahay.

130
00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:37,391
Markaa, tani waa
imtixaanka malawadka ee robotka.

131
00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,643
[Larry] Yadda, yadda, yadda.

132
00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,397
-[Steve-O] Way maqan yihiin.
-[Chris] Nabadgelyo joog.

133
00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,566
[Steve-O]
Kondhomyada aan saliidda lahayn.

134
00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,817
[Johnny] Maya, waxaanu leenahay lube.

135
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,237
Allaw, aad bay u af badan tahay.

136
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,489
Halkan, kaliya ayaan dhigayaa
in yar oo lube ah adiga.

137
00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:52,907
Subagga lawska oo qallafsan.

138
00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:55,326
-[Ehren] Oh, maya.
-[Steve-O] Waa maxay sababta qallafsanaanta?

139
00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,494
Dharka tuur

140
00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:57,537
Allaw.

141
00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:00,581
[kooxda oo taahaya]

142
00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,250
[Chris] Oh, guud ahaan!

143
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,459
[Larry]

144
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,378
Sug, sug, sug.

145
00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,129
[Wee Man] tartiib, Larry.

146
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,173
[Larry] Sug, sug, sug.
Sug Sug Sug

147
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,925
Sug Sug

148
00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,555
[Chris]
Halkaa waanu tagno, halkaas ayaanu tagnaa!

149
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,515
[Steve-O wuu qaylinayaa]

150
00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,809
-[Qosol]
-[qeylintu way sii socotaa]

151
00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,645
[Chris] Faafi iyaga!
Steve-O, faafi iyaga!

152
00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:25,898
Faafi dhabannadaas!
Qof baa caawiya.

153
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,650
[Larry]

154
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,861
[Chris] Steve!

155
00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:32,989
Ma shukulaatadaa
subaggiisa lawska

156
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,199
ama subaggiisa lawska
Shukulaatadaada?

157
00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:36,951
[Larry]

158
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:37,868
[Chris]
Waxaan u baahanahay subagga lawska oo badan.

159
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,954
[Larry]

160
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,205
[Johnny] Oh, Ilaahayow!

161
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,748
[Wee Man] Halkaa ayaan tagno!

162
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,166
[Larry]

163
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:47,420
[Chris] waad ku dhow dahay
ku dhawaad halkaas.

164
00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,629
[qeylinaya]

165
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,047
Waa kaas. Waa kaas.

166
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,553
[Ehren] Neefso. Tag, Larry!

167
00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:57,471
Soo deg!

168
00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,223
[Larry]

169
00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:01,976
[qeylinaya]

170
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,853
-[Qosol]
-[Ehren] Tiirso.

171
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,608
[Larry]

172
00:10:09,191 --> 00:10:10,610
[Ehren] Oh, Ilaahayow.

173
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,362
Hey, Larry,
Lance ha uriyo fartaada.

174
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,448
[Larry]

175
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:20,911
[Ehren]
U fiirso, ma aha sidaas u xun.

176
00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:21,954
[gags]

177
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,373
[Larry] Haa. Haa Haa

178
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,375
[dib u soo celinta]

179
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,253
[Chris]
Ma saaran kamaradaada xun!

180
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:32,340
[Larry]

181
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,970
[Ehren] waan ku caawin doonaa.

182
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,138
- Waayahay waanu tagno.
-Waan ku helay.

183
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,222
[Larry]

184
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,101
waan ku helay waan ku helay

185
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,646
[Larry]

186
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,735
-[Larry oo ku dhawaaqaya]
-[Steve-O oo qaylinaya]

187
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:55,738
[Ehren] Ha dhaqaaqin!

188
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,783
[Larry]

189
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:00,034
Hagaag, sii daa, Larry.
Sii daa, Larry.

190
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:00,993
[Larry]

191
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,662
Larry, sii daa! iska daa!

192
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:05,748
Waxa uu helay dikiskiisii ​​oo dhan!
Allaw!

193
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:09,085
Allaw! Oh, xaar!

194
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,128
[Chris] Oh, Ilaahayow, saaxiib.

195
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,006
[Larry]

196
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,636
[Qosol]

197
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,055
Mahadsanid Mahadsanid

198
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:21,972
Shaqo wanaagsan, Steve-O.

199
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:22,890
Mahadsanid, nimanyahow.

200
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,183
[Larry]

201
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,186
su'aal ma weydiin karaa?

202
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:28,604
[Jeff] Haa.

203
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,189
Waa maxay sababta kani filimkii ugu dambeeyay?

204
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,941
[Qosol]

205
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,610
Hagaag, ma raaci karo gantaalada cas
ama dibi dambe,

206
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,987
sidaas ayaa la dareemay
meesha dabiiciga ah in la joojiyo.

207
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,240
Haa, xaqiiqdii ma tagi doono
fuula gantaaladaas.

208
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,741
Ama dibida. [ qosol badan]

209
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,243
Waad ogtahay,
waan wada hadlaynay, waa sida

210
00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:43,703
waad ogtahay,
Waxaan helnay dhammaan sawiradan

211
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,287
qofna hore looma arag
ama si dhib yar loo arko,

212
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,374
waana dooran karnaa
Qaybahayada aan abid ugu jecelnahay,

213
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,668
iyo, ah,
toogto muuqaal cusub

214
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:54,171
oo waan arki doonaa
warhammer mar kale.

215
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:58,426
Hagaag, haddii goob ii baahan tahay
si aan u galo suudhka dhalashada,

216
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:01,137
jawaabta
kaliya waxaa laga yaabaa inay haa tahay.

217
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,013
[Qosol]

218
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:07,309
Hagaag, tan ayaa la yiraahdaa
Koorsada Golf ee Airhorn.

219
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,853
Dadku marka ay isku dhacaan,

220
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,980
marka ay soo degayaan
iyagoo lulaya,

221
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,023
waanu afuufaynaa
geesahaan hawo.

222
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,778
[airhorn blares]

223
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,989
[Johnny] Ah. [sputters]

224
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,416
-[airhorn blares]
-[Johnny wuu qoslay]

225
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,501
-[Ehren] Halkan ayay mar kale ku socotaa.
-[Dave] Maya. Ma mid kale baa?

226
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,420
-[airhorn blares]
-[Johnny wuu qoslay]

227
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:35,963
[Dave] wali way ku dhufatay
runtii fiican.

228
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:44,597
[airhorn blares]

229
00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,478
[Johnny oo qoslaya]

230
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,444
[airhorn blares]

231
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:05,701
Maxaan kuu sheegi lahaa?
Maxaan kuu sheegi lahaa?

232
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,286
waan kuu sheegay
dabada ayaan kaa dhufan lahaa.

233
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,705
[Johnny] halkan,
naadigiina waad lumisay. Waan ka xumahay.

234
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,956
Miyaanan kuu sheegin
halkaan ayaan imaan lahaa
oo dabada ka laad taas?

235
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,417
Waa maxay? waan ka xumahay
Waxaan ku dhacay bursitis

236
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,669
-[golfer] Ma qabtaa bursitis?
- [Johnny] Haa.

237
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,546
-[Golfer] Markaa taas macnaheedu waa
ma tahay inaad gees ku ciyaarto?
-[Johnny] Way caawisaa.

238
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,381
[golf] waan ku siinayaa
wax lagu ciyaaro, saaxiib.

239
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,008
[Johnny] waan ka xumahay,
mar dambe ma dhici doonto.

240
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,432
[Qosol]

241
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,143
[Fadhi]
Oh, wuu dhufan doonaa--

242
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,771
Gacan-gashis ayuu qaatay. Wuu tuuray--

243
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,985
[airhorn blares]

244
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,662
[Johnny] Oh, fuck.

245
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,538
[Dave] Shit, wuu ka baxay.
Wuu da’ay! Soo deg!

246
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,580
[Johnny] Oh, shit.

247
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,415
[Qosol]

248
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,838
[Dave] Soo noqo.

249
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,172
- Soo deg! Soo deg!
-[Johnny]
Daawo tan, sug, sug.

250
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,549
- Soo deg, Dimitri!
-[Johnny] sug.

251
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:02,716
[airhorn blares]

252
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,927
[Qosol]

253
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,932
[Dave] Oh, fuck.

254
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,978
Hello, magacaygu waa
Johnny Knoxville.

255
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,772
Kani waa Tory Belleci,
saynis yahan caalami ah.

256
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,483
Tani waa "Raac Hogaamiyaha."

257
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,071
Markaa waxa dhici doona waa
Knoxville gacantiisa wuu dhaqaaqi doonaa

258
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,407
iyo calaamad koronto
wuxuu geli doonaa kombiyuutarka,

259
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,701
ka dibna wuu awoodi doonaa
si loo xakameeyo gacmahaaga.

260
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,454
-Maxay?
- Markaa, dhammaan waxaad u baahan tahay inaad sameyso
muruqaagu waa laablaab.

261
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,497
Dhib malahan

262
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,665
Haa.

263
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,292
-[qeylo]
-[Qosol]

264
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,129
Waa hagaag.

265
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:41,964
-[Rachel] Oh, Ilaahayow.
-Xaar qudduus ah!

266
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,591
-Maxay?
-[Shark madow] saaxiib.

267
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:46,343
Maxaa dhacay?
Taasi waa electroids badan!

268
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,432
Ma heli karnaa baasyo
kafee, fadlan?

269
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,641
Kafeegaas intee buu kulul yahay?

270
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,685
Kulul

271
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,270
In yar oo kafee ah qaado,
Baasyo Waan hubaa inay noqon doonto --

272
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,898
-[Qosol]
-[mashiinka buuqa]

273
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:03,235
Waxaan u maleynayaa qof
u baahan in la xiiro.

274
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,112
Waa kan a
-[Shark madow] Waa in la xiiro.

275
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,780
[Johnny] ku dhawaad-cusub xiirashada.

276
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,991
Laba toddobaad jir.
Kaliya bilow xiirashada

277
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,035
- Waa inaad heshaa -
-[Johnny] Dhammaan waxaad u baahan tahay --
Haa, taasi way fiican tahay.

278
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,703
-Taasi way fiican tahay.
- Meel baad seegtay, haa?

279
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:13,996
[qeyliyo]

280
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,332
[Qosol]

281
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,459
Lance, maxaadan u ahayn--

282
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:21,962
Fiiri, Lance ma eegayo.

283
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,339
Haye, Poopies,
waa inaad hoos gelisaa.

284
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,674
Waan ogahay waxaad rabto
inaan sameeyo, iyo

285
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,844
-Waan samayn doonaa.
-[Qosol]

286
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,642
Haa, haa, wax wanaagsan samaynaya.

287
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,477
Allaw.

288
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:37,853
[Shark Madow] Dhexda gal.
Dhexda gal.

289
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,313
Dhexda gal.

290
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:42,024
-[mashiinka buuqa]
-[Qosol]

291
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,692
[Rachel] Waxay u egtahay mid qurux badan.

292
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,319
-[Johnny wuu taahaa]
-[Shark madow] Oh!

293
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,449
[Johnny]
Taasi waxay ahayd xiiro dhow.

294
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:53,202
Zach, ilaa hadda,
iga sawir.

295
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,913
Oh, okay, waa hagaag, aan samayno Zach.

296
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,665
Iyo waxa tattoo
ma bixinaysaa?

297
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,501
Waxaan siin doonaa Zach wax fiican,
weji dhoola cadeynaya ibta naaska.

298
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,835
-Taasi waa shiraac qurux badan.
-[mashiinka buuqa]

299
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,754
[qeyliyo]

300
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:05,714
Waxaan ula jeedaa, haddii aad rabto in aan haysto
fanka fuckin ee meesha yaal

301
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,424
Maxaad iigu qaylinaysaa?

302
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,510
Waxaan jeclaan lahaa tan
in uu si fiican u soo baxo.

303
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,637
Anigana. waan garab taaganahay

304
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,057
- Waxaan ballan qaaday, gacanta u geli qalbigayga.
-[qeylinaya]

305
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,767
Hagaag, tan ha khaldin
Steve-O.

306
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:18,185
Gacan joogto ah.

307
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,854
-Waan ka xumahay.
-Hagaag.

308
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,773
[Steve-O cadaadis]

309
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,151
-[qeylo]
-[Qosol]

310
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,320
[Tory]
Ma heli karo meel dhexe.

311
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,323
Taasi xitaa uma dhowa

312
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,618
Wali ma samaynayo.

313
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412
-[Steve-O] Waayahay.
-Weli ma samaynayo.

314
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,122
-Waan samaynayaa!
-[qeylo]

315
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,873
waad kaftan tahay--

316
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,003
[Shark madow]
Waad heshay, Steve-O!

317
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,089
Steve-O! Steve-O!
Steve-O! Steve-O! Steve-O!

318
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,882
-[Steve-O taaha, cidhiidhi]
-[heestu way sii socotaa]

319
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,680
[Rachel] way fiican tahay.
Waxay u egtahay mid wanaagsan. Waxay u egtahay mid wanaagsan.

320
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,682
Waxay u egtahay mid wanaagsan.

321
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,684
Sidee dareemay taasi?

322
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,852
Ma fiicna.

323
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,646
[Johnny] shit quduus ah.

324
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,606
[Tory] Hey, Zach,
waa wax laga cabsado, saaxiib.

325
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,483
[Johnny] Oh, Ilaahayow!

326
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,776
-Shaqo fiican, Poopies.
-Mahadsanid.

327
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,070
Shaqo fiican, Tory.
Mahadsanid, Steve-O.

328
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,655
iyo Zach.

329
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,407
Allaa mahad leh
Bunny the Lifeguard waa halkan

330
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,992
si wax walba ammaan looga dhigo.

331
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,327
-Mahadsanid.
- Haa, anigu -- runtii ma sameeyo --

332
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,787
Wali ma fahmin sababta

333
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,414
waxay codsadeen in la soo badbaadiyo
shaqada, laakiin

334
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:23,083
waxaa fiican inaad mid haysato
oo aan isaga u baahnayn

335
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,085
inta u baahan isaga
oo aan lahayn isaga.

336
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,383
Hagaag, ee, dembiilaha yara

337
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,344
had iyo jeer waanu rabnay
in lagu daro filimadayaga.

338
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:39,016
Waxaan u toogtay duuliyaha ee
showgii TV-ga oo la xidhay.

339
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,393
Shaqaalaheenna waa la xiray.

340
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,022
MTV ma soo ridi karin
West Hollywood toban sano.

341
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,648
Markaa qofna runtii ma arag.

342
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,109
Halkaa ayay fadhiday
25 sano.

343
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,694
Waxay ahayd fowdo guud.

344
00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:54,198
Maanta, waan ahaan doonaa
baxsatay

345
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,908
ka jeelka degmada LA

346
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,409
oo aad dukaanka qalabka wax lagu iibiyo

347
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,120
oo bal eega inay i amaahin doonaan
hacksaw ah.

348
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,330
Ow.

349
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,124
[Spike] Waxaan arkaa muraayadda

350
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,919
[cameraman] Waayahay. Wacan.

351
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,253
Ma waxaan u baahanahay xoogaa wasakh ah
wejigayga?

352
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,755
[Jeff] Isku day oo u soo dhawaaw
isaga.

353
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:10,839
[Spike] Wuxuu u baahan yahay xoogaa
Luquntiisa, sidoo kale.

354
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,426
Shaadhkaygu sidoo kale--?
Ah, taasi way fiican tahay.

355
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,761
[Spike] Miyaynu
hareeraha kaa dharbaaxay?

356
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,221
Haa, taasi way caawinaysaa. Mahadsanid.

357
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,852
[caabuqaya]

358
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,397
[cashier] Waayahay.

359
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,319
[cashier] Aan helo
qof, okay?

360
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,862
[Grunts]

361
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,489
[tuug, qabiileysi]

362
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,576
-[clanking]
-[Johnny grunts]

363
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,078
[caabuqaya]

364
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,998
[bir xoqid]

365
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,084
I caawi!

366
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,752
[Spike] Iga raali ahow,
maxaa dhacaya

367
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,839
[xarago degdeg ah]

368
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,886
[Johnny] Qof baa i caawiya!

369
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,972
Waxaan nahay nooc xiran
hadda.

370
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,682
Cidna uma ogolaanayno.

371
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,226
[cadaadis]

372
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,979
[Spike]

373
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:11,358
Malaha waa baxsade
xabsiga ama meel kale.

374
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,153
Gacmaha lagu xidhay
boodboodka shariif?

375
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,821
[Johnny] Ka bax jidkayga.

376
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,660
[Johnny]

377
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,373
[Jeff] fuck!

378
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,129
[Spike] waa maxay? Oh, i fuq.

379
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,339
-[Jeff] Oh, fuck.
-[Spike] Oh, shit, maya.

380
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,632
[Sarkaalka qaylinaya]

381
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:36,592
[Spike] Maxaan yeelnaa?

382
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,552
[Jeff] saaxiib.

383
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,469
-[Sarkaal] Dhulka gal.
-[Jeff] Ilaali filimka, saaxiib.

384
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:40,971
[Sarkaalka] Nuqul kaas.

385
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,514
[Johnny] waan hayaa
sharraxaad wanaagsan tan.

386
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,057
[Sarkaal] Sidee ku timid
xabsiga kuma jirto?

387
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,517
[Johnny]
Sababtoo ah anigu halkaas kuma lihi

388
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,144
Sidee ku baxday?

389
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,062
[Johnny]
Waligay xabsiga kuma jirin.

390
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,522
[Sarkaalka]
Waa maxay tan dhabarka?

391
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,482
-Taasi waa makarafoon.
-Maxay ka timid?

392
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,359
Sababta waxaan nahay, ah, duubista.

393
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,277
Ma duubeysaa?

394
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,236
Haa, marwo.

395
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,114
Taasi runtii waa doqonnimo!

396
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,699
[cameraman]

397
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,413
[Johnny] uma jeedno
si ay u keento rucub.

398
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,333
Waxaad xidhan tahay degmada LA
dharka boodboodka ee gacmaha lagu xidho,
maxaad u malaynaysaa?

399
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,169
Haa, waxaan filayaa in aanan ahayn
sidoo kale fikirka. waan ka cudur daaranayaa

400
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,046
Kamarad ma ku haysaa?

401
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,006
-Ma maqan yahay?
-[cameraman] Way shidan tahay.

402
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,758
Waa daaran tahay? Ma waxaad duubaysaa tan?

403
00:20:17,841 --> 00:20:19,092
[Saraakiisha] Dami!

404
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,013
Haddaba, maanta markii la imid.

405
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,265
waa naloo sheegay
by Mr. Cliver in

406
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,975
maamulahayaga wax soo saarka
noo sheegay

407
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,561
waan ku jirnaa
si rasmi ah u hakiyay.

408
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,064
Nooc ka mid ah joojinta sababtoo ah
ee dhacdadii shalay

409
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:33,690
dukaanka qalabka.

410
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,110
Laakiin waxaan qiyaasayaa bandhigan
waxaa laga yaabaa inay hawada gasho, ma dhici karto.

411
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,195
[Jeff wuu qoslay]

412
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,821
Laakin

413
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,449
Ma haysaa wax aad ku darto, Jeff?
-[Jeff] anigu ma sameeyo.

414
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,078
Waxaan filayaa inaynu ka fikirno uun
ku saabsan cocktail poo maanta.

415
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,913
Sax. Waxaan diiradda saaraynaa
on cocktail poo ah.

416
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:48,997
[Jeff] Haa.

417
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,499
Magacaygu waa Johnny Knoxville,

418
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,000
waana tan
"Cocktail Poo."

419
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:56,880
[qeylin]

420
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,092
[Johnny] Waxaan u maleynayaa inay ku saabsan tahay
toban sano ka hor maanta

421
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,761
in aan sameeyo
Cocktail ugu horeysay ee Poo,

422
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,513
oo hadda aad tahay
qabashada xilka

423
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,515
una qaado
heer kale oo dhan.

424
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:10,394
Anigu waxaan ahay Steve-O, waana kan
"Poo Cocktail Supreme."

425
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,272
[Johnny wuu qoslay]

426
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,024
Waa hagaag. Nasiib wacan.

427
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,944
[quful gujinta]

428
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,738
[Chris] Diyaar ma u tahay, Steve-O?

429
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,990
Maya

430
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,033
[taah]

431
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,536
[Chris] Dalbo!
Poo Cocktail Sare!

432
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,745
[tuur]

433
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,206
[Xubnaha kooxda oo qaylinaya]

434
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,000
[qosol iyo qaylo]

435
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,543
Oh, xaar!

436
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,091
[qeylinaya]

437
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,803
[Xubnaha kooxda oo taahaya]

438
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,431
[tuug, dareere ku buufin]

439
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,932
[Xubnaha kooxda oo taahaya]

440
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,521
[Steve-O matagi]

441
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:57,649
[qosol] Wuu garaacayaa.

442
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,984
[gagging]

443
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,282
Saaxiib, waa fuckin 'reeks, nin!

444
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,578
[Johnny] waa maxay,
maxaa kaa galay, Bam?

445
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,831
[Xubnaha kooxda oo hadlaya]

446
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,583
[Johnny] ma fiican tahay,
Steve-O?

447
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,626
[Ryan] Oh, Ilaahayow.

448
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,045
Waxay noqon doontaa mid fool xun. Ma sameeyo
ogow haddaad rabto inaad tan aragto.

449
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,467
-[qosol]
-[Chris] Oh, Ilaahayow.

450
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,968
[Johnny] Oh, Ciise!

451
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,345
-[Jeff] Oh, Ilaahayow.
-[Chris] Oh, Ilaahayow.

452
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,846
[Johnny] Caawi isaga
ka baxay halkaas.

453
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,056
-[Jeff] Ha baxo!
-[Chris] Oh, Ilaahayow.

454
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,682
[Qosol]

455
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,101
[xubin kooxeed] Oh!

456
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,478
[qosolka sii socda]

457
00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:35,937
[Ryan wuu qayliyey]

458
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,898
Bal isaga eeg!
-Ilaahayow.

459
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,566
[Johnny] Ku bood haradaas
hadda.

460
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,817
[Ryan] Waxa ugu xun naclad
waad qiyaasi kartaa.

461
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,902
[Jeff] Oh, Ilaahayow.

462
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,362
[Johnny] Oh, Ilaahayow.

463
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,821
[Qosol]

464
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,993
[Wee Man retching]

465
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,287
[Dave retching]

466
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,124
Ciise!

467
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,543
Haa, saaxiib.

468
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,711
Taasi waxay ahayd rad.

469
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,879
Aad bay u sarraysay.

470
00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:03,048
Aad bay cabsi u ahayd.

471
00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,927
[Chris] Tani waa nooca
xaar aad u daran

472
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,220
in kuwa dudes xad-dhaaf ah
xataa ha ka fikirin.

473
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,806
[qeylin tartiib tartiib ah]

474
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:14,851
[Chris] waxaan ula jeedaa,
taasi way wada lahayd.

475
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:17,229
Taasi waxay lahayd khatar, waxay lahayd shit.

476
00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:19,815
Waxay lahayd puke.

477
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,650
Haa, taasi waa waxa
bandhigani wuxuu ku saabsan yahay.

478
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,569
Iyo racfaan galmo.

479
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:25,737
[labadaba qoslaya]

480
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:29,574
[Johnny] samee!

481
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,036
-[qeylo]
-[Dhammaan] Oh!

482
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,790
[Johnny] Ciise Masiix.
Maxaa doqon ah.

483
00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:38,041
[kuwo kale oo qoslaya]

484
00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,337
[Larry]

485
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,005
Hey, Larry!

486
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,340
[Johnny] Halkeed joogtay?

487
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,927
[Larry]

488
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,012
-[Poopies] wuu sakhraansan yahay.
-[Johnny] wuu lahaa
dhowr cabitaan.

489
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,639
Wuu yara gariirayaa
hadda.

490
00:23:52,722 --> 00:23:55,517
Waxaan ku dhowdahay inaan siino boobiyada
irbado dibnaha

491
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,853
si uu 23% uga dhigo mid qurux badan.

492
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,855
[Larry]

493
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,816
[Ehren] Oh, Ilaahow!
Wuu ku helay!

494
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,360
Hello, Dr. Julie.

495
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,154
-Haye.
-[Poopies] Hi.

496
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,738
Tani waa Poopies, waana rabnaa
si uu uga dhigo mid qurux badan

497
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:09,906
iyada oo qaar ka mid ah irbado dibnaha.

498
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,450
-Ma naga caawin kartaa?
-Haa.

499
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:14,119
Quduus. Ma dhab baa?

500
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:17,289
Markaa, inta lagu jiro filimkan oo dhan,
waan yeelan doonaa
bushimaha ugu weyn.

501
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,874
[Johnny] waad heli doontaa
bushimaha ugu quruxda badan.

502
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,292
-Bishimo buuxa.
-Full

503
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,127
-[Poopies] Oh, Ilaahayow.
-Awood badan.

504
00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:25,130
Waxaan ahay Poopies,
oo kani waa "Buxiyaha dibinta."

505
00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,465
[Johnny wuu qoslay]

506
00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,633
Hagaag, caadiyan,
dadku way kabuuban yihiin, laakiin

507
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,135
Caadi ahaan dadku waa kabuubyo.

508
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,428
-Maya, uma baahnid.
-Maya?

509
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,971
-Maya, kabuubyo ma leh.
-Hagaag. Kaliya is deji.

510
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,598
(Adam) waa maxay kani
ma gelinaysaa?

511
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,849
Tani waa hyaluronic acid.
-[Adam] Oh, kani waa.

512
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:38,351
[Larry]

513
00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,103
-[Wee Man] sidoo kale ha dhaqaaqin.
-[Shark madow]
Taasi waa irbad dabada dheer.

514
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,897
-[Wee Man] Joogo.
-[Johnny] Oh, Ilaahayow. [taah]

515
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,482
[Rachel] waad heli doontaa
shaqo badan tan ka dib.

516
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,233
-[ kuwa kale ayaa qaylinaya]
-Xaq!

517
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:48,153
-[Larry]
-[kuwa kale oo faraxsan]

518
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,238
-[Johnny] Hadda waxaan sameyneynaa wax wanaagsan.
-[Rachel] Oh, Ilaahayow!
Waa hagaag.

519
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,531
-Haa!
-Xaar qudduus ah!

520
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:52,991
[Larry]

521
00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:53,617
[Johnny] Waa hagaag,
waan ka weynaan karnaa.

522
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,243
[Larry]

523
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,120
-[Johnny] Waad sii weynaan kartaa.
-[Rachel oo qoslisa]

524
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,872
[Dr. Julie] Hadda waanu tagi doonaa
hoos ka samee.

525
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,832
[Shark Madow] Nacalad! Waxaan u maleeyay
taasi waxay ku saabsanayd.

526
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,084
Saaxiib, maxaa fuck
Kani waa shil?

527
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,669
Waxaad u egtahay mid cajiib ah, Poopies.

528
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:07,088
Ma la leeyahay
dhanka midig ma ka weyn tahay?

529
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:09,674
[Larry]

530
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,262
Waxaan filayaa in aan malaha gelin karo
wax yar uun ka badan
waana taas.

531
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,389
-[Jasper] sexy waa ereyga.
-[Ehren] Oh, fuck,
waa caddaan!

532
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,266
Maxaa fuck ah?

533
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,645
Waxaan u ekaa mid ka mid ah kuwan
naag-guri xun xun.

534
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,438
[Larry]

535
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,606
Haa.

536
00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:27,692
[Larry]

537
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,487
-[Qosol]
-Ah, fusk Larry.

538
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,821
Dhammaantood waa barar iyo xaar.

539
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,323
[Chris] Waxaan u maleynayaa inay u muuqato mid wanaagsan.

540
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:34,908
[Johnny] Waa hagaag!
Si aad u tagto, Poopies.

541
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,743
-[Rachel] Haa, waad fiicantahay.
- [Johnny] Haa!

542
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,870
[xubin kooxeed]
Maxaad ku shubaysaa?

543
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,248
Jackass Forever,
Knoxville iyo I

544
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:43,833
waa waraysi uun
raga cusub

545
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,418
oo toosan, sida,

546
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,170
"Bashiilo, ma baqaysaa
wax ah?"

547
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,964
Waa sida,
"Hagaag, waan kuu sheegi doonaa waxa.

548
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,549
Ma jecli mugdiga,
mana jecli --"

549
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,592
Waad ogtahay, sida
oo dhan dhig. Sida

550
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,844
Laakiin uma maleynayo Bam
waligaa noo sheegay
wuxuu ka baqay masaska.

551
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,265
Waxaan kaliya kinda ku dhacay
bal qiyaas
markii ay mas ka soo baxeen.

552
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:00,976
Mar aan ogaanay taas.
Waxa hubaal ah in ay wax badan ka qortay.

553
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,688
Waad ogtahay, ka sii daran
waayo-aragnimadu waa

554
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:07,857
si fiican ayay u egtahay
shaashadda.

555
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,901
[Jeff oo qoslaya]

556
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:12,070
Markaa, maanta waanu tagaynaa
keen kabka

557
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,613
qolkan, laba mar,

558
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,699
si ay u toogtaan dhaantada maska.

559
00:26:15,782 --> 00:26:17,784
Laakiin taasi waa khiyaano uun
inay halkan soo galaan,

560
00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,662
si aan u xirno albaabka,
dami nalka

561
00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,289
oo ay noloshooda sameeyaan
cadaabta nool.

562
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:25,584
Tani waa
"Aamusnaanta Wanka."

563
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,751
[Johnny chuckles]

564
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:27,752
-[ratling]
-Ma maqashay taas?

565
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,504
[Jeff] waa maxay?

566
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,547
-Taasi waa mas rattles.
-[Jeff] Maya, sidaas maaha.

567
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:31,715
Waa. Dhageyso.

568
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,341
-[Jeff] Oh, runtii?
-Jules.

569
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,801
[Jeff] Laakiin ma tihid
qayb ka mid ah xoogaa this.

570
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,386
[Johnny]
Waxaad ku jirtaa gallery lawska.

571
00:26:36,469 --> 00:26:37,929
Reer galbeed buu leeyahay
dheemanback rattlesnake.

572
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,639
Wuu sii dayn doonaa
dhulka.

573
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:41,808
Pontius wuxuu qaadan doonaa buskud
oo madaxa saaray.

574
00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,144
ka dibna waan isku dayi doonaa

575
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,729
oo qaado buskudka
madaxa ka saara.

576
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:47,939
Oo kanu waa galbeed
dheemanback rattlesnake.

577
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:49,399
Waxa uu ku dhaw yahay shan cagood
iyo isbedel.

578
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,318
Aad iyo aad u sun ah.

579
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,194
Wuu ku qaniini doonaa
haddii aad u dhawaato

580
00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:54,529
wuuna ku dili doonaa.
Ama isku day inaad.

581
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,948
-Kaftan maayo.
-Yaa.

582
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,283
-Diyaar?
-[Bam] dib ayaan u fariisan doonaa.

583
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,826
Chris,
ninyahoow nuts baad tahay.

584
00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:01,286
[Ehren] Waa yahay, shit, saaxiib.

585
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:02,579
[ratling]

586
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,247
-[Jeff] Oh, fuck.
-[Bam] saaxiib!

587
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,499
-[Jeff] Oh, fuck.
-[Bam] Oh, Ilaahayow.

588
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,584
[Chris] Waxay leedahay madax weyn,
inkastoo.

589
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:08,960
[Johnny] Ciise!

590
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,254
[Chris] Way garaaci karaan
si degdeg ah.

591
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:14,466
[Jules] gabi ahaanba wuu iman doonaa
ku dili wiil,
laba wadne garaac ilbidhiqsikii.

592
00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:15,800
Qalbigeyga ma dareemi kartaa?

593
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,177
[kuwo kale oo qoslaya]

594
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:18,595
Waa, saaxiib!

595
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,305
[Jeff] Waa hagaag.

596
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,848
Waxay u socotaa 'sida ugu dhakhsaha badan
maskaas.

597
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,391
[Jeff] waa sababta
Anigu ma samayn doono tan.

598
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,644
Runtii aad ayaan uga baqayaa Johnny
hadda.

599
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,604
[Jeff] Waa hagaag,
aan iska dhigno maskii

600
00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,481
oo nimankan mikrofoonka ka qaad.
Waa waqtigii tan la samayn lahaa.

601
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,690
[Ehren] Way weyn yihiin, ninyahow.
Waa abeesooyin dameer weyn.

602
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,652
Waa hagaag, beddel baaldiga

603
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,153
Aan soo qaadno maskii
qolka ka baxay.

604
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,370
[Poopies] Ma jiraa
halkan daawo ka hortagtaa?

605
00:27:43,453 --> 00:27:45,622
[technology 1] Hagaag, aan helno
Knoxville aniga.

606
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:48,249
Taasi waa waxa loo yaqaan.
Daawooyinka lidka ku ah, ma aha antidope.

607
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,502
Waa maxay macnaheedu
Xataa ma aqaano.

608
00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,420
[xubnaha shaqaalaha oo qaylinaya]

609
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,506
Waa maxay antidope?

610
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,883
[qosol] Haa, taasi waa sida--

611
00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:58,093
-[Albaabka xidhidh]
-[Zach] Oh, Ilaahayga xun.

612
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,469
-[Poopies] Maya!
-[Zach] Maya!

613
00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,096
-[Albaabka xidhidh]
-[Preston] Goddamn!

614
00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:02,889
[Wee Man] Oh, fuck, nimanyahow.

615
00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,642
Sug, sidee-- maxaannu nahay
kuwa kaliya ee halkan jooga hadda?

616
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:06,976
Ma garanayo saaxiib.

617
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,773
-[Albaabka xidhidh]
-[Ehren] Doggow!

618
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,441
[technology 1] Oh, fuck kan,
ina keen!

619
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,484
-Isagaa is kaxaynaya?
-[Albaabka xidhidh]

620
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,611
[Bam] Oh, maya! Maya!

621
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,154
[Johnny] Hello, magacaygu waa
Johnny Knoxville.

622
00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:19,239
Ku soo dhawoow cadaabta.

623
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:20,907
[Bam] Fadlan, maya!

624
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,492
Sug, saaxiib,
aaway iftiinki fuckin?

625
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:23,743
Bam, dhab ahaantii, waxaa jira
Mas baaldigaas ku jira,

626
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,412
markaa ha waswaasiin hareeraha.

627
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:28,373
Hagaag, halkee ayaan tagaa?
Maxaan sameeyaa?

628
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,376
Oh, fuck!

629
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:32,669
Markaa, haddaynu qaniinno, waynu dhimanaynaa.

630
00:28:32,752 --> 00:28:34,337
[Zach] Haa, oh, Ilaahow!

631
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:36,131
Ma dhab baa?

632
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,216
Waa maxay sababta aan u dhaadhacnay
dhulka hoostiisa? [cabsi]

633
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:40,135
Saaxiib, kaalay.

634
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,181
[Wee Man] Knox, waa maxay fuck?
Kaalay

635
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,395
Saaxiib. Kaalay

636
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,646
-[Wee Man wuu qaylinayaa]
-[Preston wuu qayliyey]

637
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,231
Maxaa fuck ah?

638
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:54,649
[Ehren] waan jabin doonaa
Albaabkaas foosha xun.

639
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:55,984
[Dave] samee, Ehren.

640
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:59,404
Miyay kaliya-- [ qayliyeen]

641
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:02,490
[Ehren] Fuck this shit!
Ah, fuck nimanyahow!

642
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:03,867
Waa hagaag,
ku garaac baaldiga

643
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:05,034
oo dhawaaqa abeesada qiyaas.

644
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:06,911
[Johnny] Oh, shit!

645
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:08,955
-[xanuunin]
-[cod qadhaadh]

646
00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:10,665
-[Johnny] Oh, shit.
- Allaw!

647
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,667
[Johnny] Qof walba, joog--
Nimanyahow, ku joog fadhiga.

648
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,793
Maska fuckin.

649
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,795
-Bam.
-Haa?

650
00:29:15,879 --> 00:29:18,006
Waa inaad noqotaa mid wanaagsan, nin,
waxaa jira mas fuckin
halkan ku jira.

651
00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:19,507
-[Bam] Haa, ma aqaan
maxaa la sameeyaa.
-[Johnny] Joog meesha aad joogto.

652
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,050
-[Bam] Waa hagaag.
-[waa sii socotaa]

653
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,510
[Bam wuu qaylinayaa]

654
00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,888
Saaxiib, way i qaniintay, waxay ila tahay.

655
00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:26,556
[Johnny] Jeff, Bam wax yar buu helay!
Wax fuckin 'shit.

656
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,767
[qosol]

657
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,894
-[waa sii socotaa]
-[Bam] Ma samayn karo.
Hadda ayaan is tusay.

658
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,105
Kaliya shid nalalka,
sax? [cabsi]

659
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,816
Waa kaas! Waa kaas!
Waa ku filan! Waa ku filan!

660
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,026
[Johnny]
Waxaa jira abeeso, Dave!

661
00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:40,528
[Dave] xageed joogtaa, Ehren?
Ehren.

662
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,322
Ehren! Maxaa fuck ah?

663
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:45,200
-Ehreen!
-Sidee la ii malaynayaa
xataa ku caawi, Dave?

664
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,743
Just-- kaliya waxaan u baahanahay inaan ogaado
halkaas ayaad joogtaa.

665
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,161
-[kicin]
-[qeylo]

666
00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,996
fuck this!

667
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,624
-[Dave] Ehren!
-Oh, hadda waxaan helay hub,
hooyadey.

668
00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,792
Waxaan helay hub

669
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,168
[Dave] Ha i garaacin, Ehren.

670
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,628
-Maya, waxaan helay hub.
-[Dave] Ehren!

671
00:29:56,711 --> 00:29:58,213
-Ha i garaacin!
-Waxaad fuckin'--

672
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,631
Ehren, ha fuckin'
ha ii jawaabin!

673
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,882
Ehren, ii jawaab.

674
00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,759
-[kicin]
-[Ehren wuu qaylinayaa]

675
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,053
Ah, fuck! Waxaa jira albaab!

676
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,388
Dave, halkan!
Dave, habkan!

677
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,265
- Haa, sax. Fuji albaabkaas.
-Dave, habkan!

678
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,391
fuck taas. Wax baa jira
xun halkaas malaha.

679
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,810
Maya, waan ballan qaadayaa!

680
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:13,603
[Dave] Maya, ma samaynaysid
garta xaar.

681
00:30:13,686 --> 00:30:16,022
[Ehren] Waxaa jira albaab aan kaliya
furay, Ilaah baan ku dhaartaye!

682
00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,232
Oh, wow, sida ugu habboon.

683
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,984
Sidan kaalay.
Ilaah baan ku dhaartaye.

684
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,236
-Been kuguma sheegayo.
-[Dave] Fuck albaabkaas.

685
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,278
Adigu keligaa ayaad tahay markaa,
fukar

686
00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,196
-[qabiil]
-[qeylo]

687
00:30:23,279 --> 00:30:24,489
Xaar!

688
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:26,199
-[qeylinaya]
-[Johnny oo qoslaya]

689
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:30,787
-[Dave] Ehren!
-[Johnny oo qoslaya]

690
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,207
Maxaa fuck socda?!

691
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:37,377
Xitaa ma awoodo
Xitaa ma wasayo ma samayn karo.

692
00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,587
[Zach] Waa maxay fuck kani?

693
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,965
[baah, qosol]

694
00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,466
-[Dabinnada la jeexjeexay]
-[qeylo]

695
00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,884
xaar qudus!

696
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:46,344
Hooyofuckin'--

697
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:48,179
-[Dabinnada la jeexjeexay]
-[Zach oo qaylinaya]

698
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:51,266
[Johnny, oo qoslaya] Oh, Ilaahayow!

699
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,226
Waa! qaniinyo xunxun!

700
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:54,352
[Johnny] Sii wad
dhanka midig, Bam.

701
00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:55,728
Hadda kuma aamini karo.

702
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:56,729
[Johnny] Haddii aad heshay
fuqarada --

703
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,064
Bam wax yar uun buu helay.

704
00:30:58,147 --> 00:30:59,941
Waxaan helay xoogaa, Jeff!

705
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,359
waan tegayaa-- Waayahay, waan dhameeyay
kula fuckin', okay?

706
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,069
-Halkaas waa ka guuxayaa.
-Halkan.

707
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:04,571
waan kaa dhameeyay fuckin'
waan ku caawinayaa

708
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,781
Sababtoo ah waxaad heshay -
Bam, waxaad heshay qaniinyo abeeso.

709
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,658
Waa inaan ku helnaa
daryeel caafimaad.

710
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,785
Kaalay, Bam. Kaalay saaxiib.
Aan tagno. Aan tagno.

711
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,912
Qof walba, waan dhameeyay
ku hareeraysan!

712
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:15,290
Waa inaad ogolaato --
Waa inaad furto albaabka. Waayahay

713
00:31:16,165 --> 00:31:17,959
Waayahay

714
00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:19,043
[Johnny] waad heshay --
Hagaag, xidh!

715
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,045
Maya! Maya! Maya!

716
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:22,922
Maya!

717
00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:25,049
Saaxiib, waan fuli doonaa--

718
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,260
Waa kaas, waa kaas!
Waa kaas!

719
00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:30,179
Way i heshay! Waayahay? Way i heshay!

720
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,348
[Johnny] Masku wuu ku helay?

721
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,142
[Bam wuu qaylinayaa]

722
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,895
- Lugta iyo feeraha.
- Lugta iyo feeraha?

723
00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:37,854
Fadlan!

724
00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:39,772
fuck!

725
00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,482
waan yeelan doonaa
wadne istaag.

726
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,067
[Johnny] Daar nalalka.

727
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:45,236
Waayahay, waayahay

728
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,363
Ku soo dhawoow goobta, Bam-Bam!
-Ilaahayow.

729
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,449
[Johnny oo qoslaya]

730
00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,576
Zach, ma fiicantahay?

731
00:31:51,659 --> 00:31:52,911
-Xaar qudduus ah!
-[Zach] Waan dhex gurguurtay
shayga fuckin'!

732
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,245
Waxaan maqlay Zach
waxayna u ekaatay

733
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,288
waa la dilay
halkan ku jira.

734
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:56,789
[dhammaan qoslaya]

735
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,374
Waxaan moodayay in tani ay tahay
sida kaliya ee looga bixi karo.

736
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:01,085
Markaa waan ka dul fuulay,
ka dibna wuu jabay.

737
00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:03,838
Allaw nin yahow.

738
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:04,589
Ma u malaysay inay jirto
mas qolka dhexdiisa?

739
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,257
Fuck, haa!

740
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,508
-Waxaad moodday
waxaad ahayd wax yar?
-Haa!

741
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:09,802
[Johnny] Oh, fuck.

742
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,971
[Bam wuu guuxay]

743
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,514
-[qeylo]
-[kuwa kale oo qoslaya]

744
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:17,560
Ilaahow!

745
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,520
Meeshan oo dhan fuckin'
malaha waa la khiyaameeyay.

746
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,397
Waa, miyaanay ahayn?

747
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:22,941
Waa, miyaanay ahayn?

748
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,527
Bal eeg, markaan soo baxo
fikradayda,

749
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,196
Ma qorto iyaga.

750
00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:32,408
Kaliya waxaan sawiraa sawir
oo fakis ugu dir Los Angeles.

751
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,411
Kaliya waxaan sawiray sawir
dabada buuran iyo nin yar

752
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,330
xadhig bungee ah oo ku xidhan.

753
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,500
Tani waa "Bungee Jump."

754
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,462
[Wee Man]
Diyaar ma u tahay, Preston?

755
00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:45,463
[Preston] Kaliya tag, kaliya tag.

756
00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:48,508
[Wee Man] Saddex laba mid.

757
00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:50,176
[Wee Man ayaa qayliyey]

758
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,889
[kuwo kale oo qoslaya, oohin]

759
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,849
[Bam] Haa! Haa!

760
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,268
Haa, haa! Allaw.

761
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,479
-[Ehren] Waad samaysay!
-Taasi si fiican ayey u shaqeysay!

762
00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:02,981
[farxad, foodhi]

763
00:33:05,858 --> 00:33:07,944
Hello, magacaygu waa
Johnny Knoxville.

764
00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:11,072
Ku soo dhawoow wax soo saarkeena
ee "Marionettes."

765
00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,408
Waxaan urinayaa Tony. Aan tagno.

766
00:33:13,491 --> 00:33:14,951
[sacabka]

767
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,372
Fade in. Timmy, oo toban jir ah.

768
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:22,000
Baaskoolad, dhumuc weyn
laakiin wiil aan la arki karin,

769
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,210
wuxuu maraa
fagaaraha magaalada.

770
00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:26,963
Wuxuu arkay Dolores,
11 jir.

771
00:33:27,046 --> 00:33:29,716
Dolores waa qurux,
sida gabow-qabtaha,

772
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,676
oo wuxuu leeyahay hal nuts.

773
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:32,885
Timmy:

774
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,220
[Ehren] Subax wanaagsan, Dolores.

775
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,972
waxaan rabaa inaan ku qaado
qoob ka ciyaarka,

776
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:40,393
laakiin waxaan maqlay Ugly Jeff
ku weydiiyey, anna waan naxay.

777
00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,687
Timmy waa la garaacay
Taser-gun darts.

778
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,813
Waa maxay?

779
00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:45,857
Maya, fuck taas! Maya, fuck taas!

780
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,276
-[qeylinaya]
-[ku dhufan]

781
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:49,652
[kuwo kale oo qoslaya]

782
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,906
[Johnny] Ha igu xanaaqin.
Wariyaha ka xanaaq.

783
00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,824
[Ehren] Jooji!

784
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:56,075
Ku fuday!

785
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,329
fuck!

786
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:02,457
[Qosol, Tufaaya] Timmy:

787
00:34:02,540 --> 00:34:04,500
Hal ilbiriqsi,
Aadan fuckin 'Ray!

788
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:07,128
[Johnny] Timmy, waxaad tahay
kor u qaad ciyaarta!

789
00:34:07,211 --> 00:34:09,255
Sideen ku kasban karaa jacaylkeeda?

790
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:12,258
Waxaan hubaa inaan isticmaali karo wax yar
caawin.

791
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:13,760
Kor ee saqafyada,

792
00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,888
qurux badan, laakiin ugu dhakhsaha badan si ay u waalan
Cupid muuqda

793
00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,931
-[Wee Man wuu taahaa]
-[Ehren] Oh, fuck.

794
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,517
[Qosol]

795
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:22,727
[Ehren] Oh, fuck.

796
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:25,354
[Adam] Cupid:

797
00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:29,984
Timmy, waan naxay way ku qaadatay
in badan in la ii yeedho.

798
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,736
waan ku garaacayaa Chris.

799
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,409
[Wee Man] Waayahay! Ah!

800
00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,370
Cananaaska?

801
00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:43,414
Waa maxay cananaaska
ma tahay in la sameeyo Cupid?

802
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:46,501
Cupid dabadeed qaansada dib u soo celiya
fallaadha jacaylkiisa

803
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:48,586
oo Dolores ka toogtay isha.

804
00:34:48,669 --> 00:34:50,254
-[qeylo]
-[kuwa kale oo taahaya]

805
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,297
Waan ka xumahay.

806
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,465
Anigu Dolores ma ihi, nin yahow!

807
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,383
[Johnny] Waan ka xumahay!

808
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:57,386
-[Adam] Timmy:
-Dolores, waad i waalanaysaa!

809
00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:00,181
Waxaan dareemayaa sida qalbigayga oo kale
ayaa qarxi doona.

810
00:35:00,264 --> 00:35:02,016
(Adam) Leben weyn
ee qoryaha darandooriga u dhaca

811
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,851
waa la duubay
laabta Timmy,

812
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,978
waxaana shidan fiyuus aad u dheer.

813
00:35:07,146 --> 00:35:08,314
Maya!

814
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,233
-[Wee Man] Oh, shit.
-Maya!

815
00:35:10,316 --> 00:35:12,151
[Wee Man wuu qaylinayaa]

816
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,153
[Adam] Wadnaha Timmy wuu qarxay
sida cantaloupe.

817
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,238
Waa i gubanaysaa!

818
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:17,031
-[qeylo]
-[garaac]

819
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,909
[Ehren] Oh, fuck!

820
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:21,327
-[Dave] Oh, shit!
-[Wee Man] waa maxay?

821
00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:22,912
[Ehren] Oh, fuck!

822
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,413
[Aadan] ka dibna,
labadayada jilaa ee nool

823
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:25,915
liibaantooda qaado
qaansooyinka ugu dambeeya

824
00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:28,126
sida Timmy halkaas u laadlaadsan yahay
naf la'aan iyo dhutiyo.

825
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:29,335
Dhamaadkii.

826
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,838
-[Johnny] Haa!
-[farxad]

827
00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,256
Laba suul kor.

828
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,303
Waa hagaag, si fiican, tani waa
fursad
in aan ku raaxaysan doono.

829
00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:42,140
Mr. Knoxville

830
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:46,894
Ma dooratay inaad martigeliso
Sababta cabsida ah ee lacagta,

831
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:49,438
ama sababtoo ah runtii
kuu soo jeestay hal abuur?

832
00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:51,274
-[Dhammaan qosolka]
-Runta sheeg!

833
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,194
Aniga Waxay ii shiday...

834
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,196
-[ cadaadisay] ... si halabuur leh!
-[korontadu dillaacday]

835
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,823
[Qosol]

836
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,367
Sii wad Sii wad

837
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:08,708
Waa hagaag. Waar waan tagnaa.

838
00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,633
[ qosol badan]

839
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,262
Boof! Anigu hadda waxaan ahay daan duug ah.
[Qosol]

840
00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,474
[muusigga qoob ka ciyaarka ee naadiga]

841
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,354
Salaan, gabdho!

842
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,522
Haye, ayeeyo, sidee tahay'?

843
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,691
Wacan! Sidee baad tahay, cunug?

844
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,193
Waa hagaag!

845
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:36,944
[muusigga kor u kaca ayaa ciyaara]

846
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,531
[Irving] Wow.

847
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,955
[farxad]

848
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,041
[Irving]
Waxa uu soo saaray eygiisa jim!

849
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,505
iska waran gabdho
ma halkan hoose?

850
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:59,300
Maxaad samayn doontaa,
daawo ama nala daawo?

851
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,885
Waxaan u imid inaan idin daawado gabdho.

852
00:37:00,968 --> 00:37:03,304
[Qosol]

853
00:37:03,387 --> 00:37:05,640
Dumar waad heli doontaan
dhamaantood waa la wada shaqeeyay

854
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:09,101
ka dibna rajo
oday Irving wuu soo gali karaa halkaas.

855
00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:11,187
-Magacaagu
-[Qosol]

856
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:12,230
Irving

857
00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:17,193
Waxaa laga yaabaa in qaar ka mid ah ladies'll, kuwaas oo
Waxaan rabaa adeeg Irving,

858
00:37:17,276 --> 00:37:18,903
haddii aad garanayso waxa aan ku hadlayo'.

859
00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,154
[announcer] Haddii aad diyaar u tahay
madadaalada soo socota,

860
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,906
markaas qof baa yidhaahda, "Waan ahay!"

861
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,115
waxaan ahay!

862
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,409
Wuu ka adag yahay kabo faras!

863
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,038
Aad ayaan u dabacsanahay hadda,

864
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,665
laakiin waan awooday
laga yaabaa in ay tagaan'.

865
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:31,874
[naag]

866
00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,669
[Irving]
Waxay rabtaa inay aragto kayga?

867
00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,755
[Irving]
Waxaan tusi doonaa tayda hadda!

868
00:37:40,132 --> 00:37:42,218
waan tagi waan tagayaa
Waxaan ku socon doonaa rooga cas.

869
00:37:42,301 --> 00:37:44,470
Haa, waan ruxi doonaa!

870
00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,723
[Muusik sare ayaa sii socota]

871
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,021
[announcer] Ma garanayo
maxaa fuck ku socdaa.

872
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,909
[koob-koob-joogayaasha oo xiiqsan, faraxsan]

873
00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,876
[ku dhawaaqe]
Maya, ma joogi doono.

874
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,712
[Qosol]

875
00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:26,304
[farxad baa sii socota]

876
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:47,116
Waxaan ahay Bam Margera.

877
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:50,786
Oo waxaan dareemayaa inaan laadyo
dabada aabahay maanta oo dhan.

878
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:52,955
Kaalay, Bam.

879
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,166
Maya, waa inaan tago
in la shaqeysto, jeex-jeex!

880
00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:57,126
Jooji!

881
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,420
Kaalay, waa inaan tago
cadaabta in ay ku shaqeyso waqtiga!

882
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:01,672
-Ma joojinaysaa?
-[thud]

883
00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,760
[Johnny] Miyaan qaawanaa
sida dummy?

884
00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,347
Inta aad doonto
igu xidh, waan samayn doonaa.

885
00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:13,267
[farsamo yaqaan gantaal]
Shan, afar, saddex, laba, kow!

886
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,481
[Steve-O] Oh, shit.

887
00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,524
-[Bam] Ah!
-[Qosol]

888
00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,988
[Qosol]

889
00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:28,574
-[Bam] Oh, Ilaahayow!
-[Johnny] Oh, Ilaahayow.

890
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,785
Haa, waxaan filayaa inaan ku qasbanaan doono
qabso sidii hooyo hooyadeed.

891
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,244
[Qosol]

892
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,746
[Johnny] Oh, Ilaahayow,
taasi waa waalan tahay!

893
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:35,331
[Chris] Oh, fadlan.

894
00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:37,792
Waa yaab
ku xidh dummy gantaal weyn

895
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,461
ka dibna arka inay baxayso
[waxay ku daydaa gantaal]

896
00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:44,256
ka dibna ku dheh, "Hagaag,
waqtiga aad ku socon karto, Knox."

897
00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,136
[Steve-O] Waa daqiiqado la mid ah
kuwaas marka aad ogaato

898
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,056
Johnny Knoxville waa
mid ka mid ah saaxiib.

899
00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:54,141
Dun, da-da-da-dun,
da-da-da-dun

900
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,810
da-da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-dun

901
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,603
Aad ayaan ugu faraxsanahay inaanan ahayn
xidiga filimkan.

902
00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:59,021
[Qosol]

903
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,023
[Bam] Knoxville wuu arki doonaa

904
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:02,900
waa maxay dayaxa
u ekaan doonaa.

905
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:07,488
Waa hubaal inuu tagi doono
60 cagood oo hawada sare ah.

906
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:08,864
Waa la baabi'in doonaa.

907
00:40:08,948 --> 00:40:10,658
Laakiin ma rabo
taas u sheeg.

908
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,077
Waad fiicnaan doontaa!

909
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,537
Hi, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville,

910
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,539
tanina waa aniga
"Gantaalka Cas ee Weyn."

911
00:40:16,622 --> 00:40:21,544
[farsamo gantaal] Shan,
afar, saddex, laba, kow, tag!

912
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,716
[Qosol]

913
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,053
[Wee Man]
Maxaa fuck ahaa taasi?

914
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:32,847
-[Bam] Ku!
-[Ryan] Oh, Ilaahayow.

915
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,056
[Wee Man] Quduus, saaxiib.

916
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,975
[Steve-O] waa maxay? Waa maxay?

917
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,476
[Johnny] Waa hagaag, sida caadiga ah,
gantaalada ayaa fashilma

918
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,103
gadaal iyo horeba,
Waxa la igu yidhi

919
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,480
laakiin waxaa jiray gantaal
taas oo dhinaca ka soo baxday.

920
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,899
Hadday ahaan lahayd
sida halkan

921
00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:46,360
taasi waxay ahayd sawir-duub
on Old Knoxville.

922
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,487
[Qosol]

923
00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,990
Oo hadda waxaan isku dayaynaa mar kale.
Waa gantaal ridka laba qaado.

924
00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,117
Waxaan ka baqayaa daawashada.

925
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,910
-Waan ogahay, haa.
-Waxaan rabaa koofiyadda Lance.

926
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,704
Waxaan haystaa buuxa, sida, adrenaline.

927
00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,622
[Qosol]

928
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,541
Tani maaha fikradii ugu fiicnayd abid.

929
00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,334
Haa, waa.

930
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,880
Waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville
oo waxaan aadayaa dayaxa!

931
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:09,884
[farsamo yaqaan gantaal]
Shan, afar, saddex, laba, kow!

932
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:11,218
Ka dib.

933
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:16,390
[kooxaha oo faraxsan]

934
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,310
Haa! Haa!

935
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:23,898
[Bam] Haddii aad fiican tahay,
na sii suulka!

936
00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,403
[Chris] wuu ku dhegay.

937
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,779
[Dave] Taasi waxay ahayd wax cajiib ah.

938
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,990
[farxad baa sii socota]

939
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,243
[Bam] Gebi ahaanba cajiib!

940
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,125
Hagaag, waanu haysanaa
xaflad yar oo ka dhacday xafiiska.

941
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,045
Laakiin nasiib darro,
Ron halkaas ayuu joogaa

942
00:41:46,128 --> 00:41:47,463
wuxuuna ku jiraa niyad xun

943
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,340
sababtoo ah xaaskiisa
mar kale isaga tagay.

944
00:41:49,423 --> 00:41:50,883
Miskiin Ron.

945
00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:52,801
Waa inaan tagnaa
ka farxi isaga.

946
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:53,886
Waa sax. Aan dilno
naxariis leh, bahda.

947
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:55,346
Waa xiligii xaflada wiilyahow.

948
00:41:55,429 --> 00:41:56,347
Hagaag, aynu samayno
aan samayno.

949
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:56,931
Waa hagaag, aynu samayno.

950
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,141
[Boolooyin]
Aan tagno farxad Ron.

951
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:00,851
Haye, Ron, maxaad leedahay?

952
00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:02,561
Kaliya waxaan qaadan doonaa keeg yar
iyo madadaalo halkan?

953
00:42:02,645 --> 00:42:04,188
Hey, Ron,
Waxaan maqlay kala tag.

954
00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,314
[Johnny] Haa.

955
00:42:05,397 --> 00:42:07,233
-[qeylo]
-[Qosol]

956
00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:11,820
Ron nacasnimo ah!

957
00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,448
Hey, Ron, kaalay--
Waa! Nasiib, Ron!

958
00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,116
Waa!

959
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,244
Waxaan wici doonaa HR.

960
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,495
[Jasper] Waa!

961
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:22,039
Oh, taasi waxay ahayd cududdayda!

962
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,339
Waxaan bilaabay inaan ka fikiro
waa cunsuri.

963
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,883
[Qosol]

964
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:35,135
Ron wuu urin karaa
cadar jaban xaaskiisa

965
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,263
Dhamaan Jasper,
wuuna xanaaqsan yahay.

966
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,557
[Jasper] Ron, way fiicantahay.

967
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:42,977
[Baasyo] Oh, maya!

968
00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,237
Waa hagaag ee xaliya
sirta xafiiska

969
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,030
oo ku saabsan yaa ku dhuftay xaaska Ron.

970
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,949
[Qosol]

971
00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:01,203
[soo baxaysa]

972
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,998
[taah]

973
00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,711
Waxaan ahay Steve-O. Oh, fuck!
-[Qosol]

974
00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:15,593
Oh, maxaan u haystaa
inuu noqdo Steve-O?

975
00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:23,892
Waxaan ahay Steve-O
tanina waa "Tee Ball."

976
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:26,145
[aad u neefso]

977
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:28,564
-[Grunts]
-[Qosol]

978
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,651
Waxaan xusuustaa inaan arkay muuqaallada

979
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,320
ee "Box Down Stairs"
marka

980
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:37,573
isla markii la toogtay
qolka tafatirka, iyo

981
00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:39,783
Waxaan mar walba la yaabay sababta
looma ogolayn in laga daawado TV-ga,

982
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,744
ka dibna waan ogaaday
in ay ahayd mid aad loogu dayan karo?

983
00:43:41,827 --> 00:43:42,703
[Johnny] Haa.

984
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,038
Duh

985
00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:45,706
Haa, waan helay
laba saxan oo herniated ah

986
00:43:45,789 --> 00:43:48,334
sababtoo ah
"Box Down Stairs." [Qosol]

987
00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,044
Barkin ayaan dhex dhignay,
ama laba.

988
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,129
Haa, mahadsanid.
Waad ku mahadsan tahay barkimooyinkaas.

989
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:56,300
-[Qosol]
-Alla, ninyahow, waa la dilay!

990
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:03,682
[Greg] Waxaad u baahan tahay mid
madaxiisa.

991
00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,143
[Jeff] Waa hagaag,
madaxa hoos u dhig.

992
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,064
[Qosol]

993
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,738
[Johnny]
Aan degdegno oo tan samayno!

994
00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,239
[Jeff] Walwal ma hayo,
waa la duubayaa.

995
00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,699
[Greg] ma neefsan kartaa?

996
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,284
[Johnny] Ma fiicna.

997
00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,042
[Jeff] Waa hagaag, aan tagno.
Diyaar ma tahay?

998
00:44:32,252 --> 00:44:33,504
[Johnny grunts]

999
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,632
-Ah! Oh.
-[Qosol]

1000
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,181
[Jeff] dib u soo celi.

1001
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:46,225
[Greg] Sug, waa kan ugu sarreeya
mise gunta?

1002
00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:53,774
Oh. [ qosol badan]

1003
00:44:55,275 --> 00:44:56,485
[Dave] ma fiican tahay?

1004
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:57,945
[chuckles] Maya, ma ihi.

1005
00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:00,614
Taasi runtii way dhaawacday.
Waxaan rabaa inaan arko dib u ciyaar

1006
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,241
[Jeff] Hal mar,
way kacday,

1007
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:03,742
adiga oo kale
dhab ahaantii hawada qaaday.

1008
00:45:07,996 --> 00:45:10,290
Ciyaaraha Olombikada ee ugu horreeya,
iyagoo qaawan ayay soo bandhigeen.

1009
00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,710
-Ah, waa.
-Iyo

1010
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,587
Waxaan jeclaan lahayn inaan sameyno, haa,

1011
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,798
mid ka mid ah dhacdooyinka
laga soo bilaabo Olombikada ugu horeysay,

1012
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,174
boodada sare,

1013
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,968
iyo haddii aad samayn lahayd
lacag qaawan.

1014
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,053
-Hagaag. [ qosol badan]
-[Qosol]

1015
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,847
[Johnny]
Oo waad garanaysaa sida ay u sameeyaan.

1016
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,349
Way ku ordayaan
ka dibna ay u jeestaan?

1017
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:28,767
[Chris] Haa, haa,
Fosbury Flop.

1018
00:45:28,851 --> 00:45:30,269
[Johnny]
Haa, flopkii hore ee Fosbury.

1019
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,104
-Haa.
- Waxaan u maleynayaa inay tahay Dick Fosbury.

1020
00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:33,814
-Haa.
-Haye, waa kan allifay?

1021
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,899
Haa, oo hadda waanu helnay
Big Dick Fosbury,

1022
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,317
iyo Chris Pontius.

1023
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,278
-[ aad u neefso]
-[ dharbaaxo maqaarka ah]

1024
00:45:39,361 --> 00:45:41,405
Waxaan ahay Chris Pontius,
tanina waa "Pole Vault".

1025
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:42,906
Sug, waxaan kor u qaaday laxankayga.

1026
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,201
[Qosol]

1027
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:49,204
-[wax neefsasho]
Waxaan ahay Chris Pontius,
tanina waa "Pole Vault."

1028
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,456
Ah, gabi ahaanba waan kacsaday.

1029
00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,541
[Qosol]

1030
00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,001
[Jeff] Waxaan u baahanahay inaan helno qaar
codka nadiifka ah ee kan.
Soo dhawaada

1031
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,252
-Halkaas gal.
- Haa, waan helay.

1032
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,796
Waa hagaag,
qoob ka ciyaarka Tahitian.

1033
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:01,550
[aad u neefso]

1034
00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:03,469
Detroit Muscle Rock.

1035
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,685
[Qosol]

1036
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:15,397
Waxaan ahay Chris Pontius,
tanina waa "Pole Vault."

1037
00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:17,316
-[ aad u neefso]
-[Qosol]

1038
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,692
[Rachel] Haa, Chris.

1039
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:19,902
[Steve-O] Hoo-hoo!

1040
00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:28,118
[Farxad] Haa-- Oh!

1041
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,578
[Zach] Ku dhawaad

1042
00:46:29,661 --> 00:46:30,913
Waxaad bilowday inaad booddo
ka dib aad u fog.

1043
00:46:30,996 --> 00:46:32,247
waan ogahay,
Gebi ahaanba waan ka xumaaday

1044
00:46:32,956 --> 00:46:34,500
Oh!

1045
00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:37,711
Xaggeygu dhammaan wuu qaldanaa.

1046
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,304
[farxad]

1047
00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,097
[muusigga guusha leh ee la ciyaarayo]

1048
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,560
[Johnny] Taasi waxay ahayd cajiib.

1049
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,571
[Bam exhales] Halkan yimaado Dunn.

1050
00:47:04,655 --> 00:47:05,823
[ qosol badan]

1051
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,876
[Qarax]

1052
00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,006
[Qosol]

1053
00:47:25,884 --> 00:47:28,887
Ma jiro si xun, saaxiib!

1054
00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,265
Waxaan ku qaadanay waqti aad u badan
isu diyaarinayo.

1055
00:47:33,141 --> 00:47:34,309
-Ma buluug baa igu jira?
-[Qosol]

1056
00:47:34,393 --> 00:47:35,894
Aad ayaan u faraxsanahay

1057
00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:37,229
Waxaa jira buluug badan.

1058
00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,522
Saaxiib, taasi way socotaa.

1059
00:47:38,605 --> 00:47:39,940
[Johnny wuu qoslay]

1060
00:47:41,483 --> 00:47:44,403
[Bam] waa maxay ereyga ku saabsan, uh,
"Butt X-ray"?

1061
00:47:44,486 --> 00:47:46,488
Halkaa mar kale tag

1062
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,115
Qof kastaa waa uu yidhi
aniga wax baan samayn doonaa

1063
00:47:48,198 --> 00:47:49,741
Waan fujiyay weligay ma dhihin
waan samayn lahaa Ma ogtahay?

1064
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,201
ma fuckin'
ku dadaal.

1065
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:52,911
[Ryan]
Maxay rabaan inaad sameyso?

1066
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,289
Waxay rabaan inaan si xun u bilaabo
dabada dabada ka riixaya!

1067
00:47:56,331 --> 00:47:58,500
[Bam] Waxaan moodayay inay taasi ahayd -
Taasi ma ahayn fikradaada?

1068
00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,669
Maya, ma ahayn fikradayda.

1069
00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:02,921
Waxaan ula jeedaa, waxaan ahaa had iyo jeer
madadaaliyay fikradda.

1070
00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:06,133
Waligay maan fuckin odhan
waan samayn lahaa Ma ogtahay?

1071
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,135
[Bam]
Markaa taas ma samaynaysid.

1072
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,928
Fuckin 'aad u shakiyay.

1073
00:48:10,012 --> 00:48:11,597
Ma ogtahay?

1074
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,931
Iyo haddii ay jirto
dhibaato fuckin ah taas

1075
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,057
markaa laga yaabee
qof kale ayaa bilaabi kara

1076
00:48:14,141 --> 00:48:15,559
dabada dabada ka riixaya.

1077
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:16,810
Ma ogtahay?

1078
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,480
Hadda, waan soo boodayaa

1079
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,232
[Jeff]
Ma arki karo baabuurka, Ryan.

1080
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:24,026
gaariga yar ee ay ku ciyaaraan

1081
00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:25,819
sababtoo ah waan tagayaa
dabada iga geli.

1082
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:29,031
[Qosol]

1083
00:48:31,283 --> 00:48:32,701
[Bam]
Kaliya iska xoor.

1084
00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:33,827
[Ryan] Oh, fuck.

1085
00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,704
[Steve-O] Oh, fuck, maya!

1086
00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:38,165
Saaxiib, way dareemaysaa
so goddamn gross.

1087
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,875
[Qosol]

1088
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,460
Runtii. Ma ogtahay waxa?

1089
00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:43,712
Runtii waan is weydiinayaa
naftayda hadda.

1090
00:48:45,672 --> 00:48:46,632
[Jeff] miyay ku dhowdahay in la soo galo?

1091
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,883
[Ryan] Way ku jirtaa, saaxiib.

1092
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:49,343
-[Manny] way ku jirtaa?
-Haa.

1093
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:51,386
-[Manny] Aan tagno.
-Ah, fuck!

1094
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,889
Waxaan dareemayaa inaan ku qasbanahay
dabada iga daa.

1095
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:56,016
[Qosol]

1096
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:00,771
Oh, fuck

1097
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,398
Aad uma faraxsani
ku saabsan skit this.

1098
00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:04,858
Ma ahan kan aan jeclahay
waligay waan sameeyay

1099
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,526
sababtoo ah waxaa jira
baabuur ay ku ciyaaraan dabadayda.

1100
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,695
Laakiin kani waa "X-ray-ga Butt."

1101
00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:17,245
Waxaan u maleynayaa inaan u baahanahay raajo.

1102
00:49:17,329 --> 00:49:18,872
-[soo dhaweynta] Antoine?
-[Dr. Antoine] Haa?

1103
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,208
Sidee tahay?

1104
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,542
Aad u fiican.

1105
00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,629
Waxaan ahay Ryan, kanna -
Maxaan kuu qabtaa?

1106
00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,215
Xalay ayaan cawaysinayey
oo leh qaar ka mid ah guys frat.

1107
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,841
Waan iska dhaafay.

1108
00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,677
Waa inaan dhacay
oo wax jabiyay

1109
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,553
sababtoo ah ma awoodin
si ay u socdaan midig tan iyo.

1110
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:34,972
Waxaan hadda qaadi doonnaa raajo

1111
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:36,223
-Hagaag.
-in la hubsado.

1112
00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:38,558
-Waan eegi doonaa.
-Hagaag.

1113
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,230
Tani waa raaxo

1114
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:44,439
[radiologist]
Neefta qabo. Ha dhaqaaqin.

1115
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:48,026
[wirring]

1116
00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,913
[dhakhtarka 1] Oh, wow!

1117
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,831
[dhakhtar 2]
waa maxay taasi? Maxaa helay?

1118
00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:01,748
[dhakhtarka 1] waa maxay taasi?

1119
00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:02,833
[dhakhtarku wuxuu ku hadlaa Isbaanish]

1120
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,418
[Qosol]

1121
00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:05,419
-[dhakhtar 2] Waa maxay jahannamada?
-[dhakhtar 1] baabuur?

1122
00:50:05,502 --> 00:50:06,878
[Jeff] waa maxay taasi?

1123
00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:09,131
[dhakhtar 2]
Ma baabuur uu isagu leeyahay, maya? Ciyaartoyga.

1124
00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:11,091
-Gaariga ay ku ciyaaraan.
-[Dr. Antoine] Gaariga Toy?

1125
00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,300
[dhakhtar 2] Kani waa giraangiraha.

1126
00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:14,386
Bal taas arag?

1127
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:17,973
[Isbaanish]

1128
00:50:35,532 --> 00:50:36,742
waa maxay taasi?

1129
00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:38,160
[Ryan] wax fikrad ah kama haysto.

1130
00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:39,703
Taasi qayb idinkama aha.

1131
00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:41,705
Taasi waa wax dheeraad ah.

1132
00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,999
Waan ogaan lahaa haddii aan taas cuno.

1133
00:50:44,082 --> 00:50:46,626
Maya, ma awoodid
in la liqo taas.

1134
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,587
Kaasi waa toy baabuur.

1135
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,505
[Ryan] Hagaag, sidee yeelay
caruusadda baabuur halkaas ma geysaa?

1136
00:50:50,589 --> 00:50:52,758
Waxaa laga yaabaa inaad ku dhejisay
dabada kor u qaad.

1137
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,468
Waxba kumaan dhejin
dabada kor u kac.

1138
00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:56,595
[Jeff] Ilaahow. Waligaa ma aragtay
wax la mid ah?

1139
00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:59,181
Maya, weligay ma arag
in halkaas.

1140
00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,017
waan arkay
gaadhigii toyga oo dhan

1141
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,811
laakiin maya,
marna malawadka qof.

1142
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,396
[Ryan] Ma soo saari kartaa?
ma haysatid --

1143
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,024
Maya, waxaan ahay dhakhtar

1144
00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:12,319
Laakiin tan ayaan ku dhaqmaa,
Raajo kaliya.

1145
00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:15,030
[Ryan] Waxaad u malaynaysaa in aan awoodo
kaliya waad ogtahay, iska saar?

1146
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,033
Ma awoodi doontid
si loo soo saaro.

1147
00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:19,826
Dhab ahaantii, way ku dhibi doontaa.

1148
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,912
Dhab ahaantii, I

1149
00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:24,372
Uma maleynayo inay xitaa wanaagsan tahay
adiga in aad iska xoortid.

1150
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,208
[Jeff] Maxaa dhici doona
haddii aad qaadato Ex-Lax?

1151
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,250
Taasi ma caawin doontaa?

1152
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,544
Maya, haddii uu qaato Ex-Lax,

1153
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:32,506
waxa ku dhaca shuban,
laakiin baabuur ma leh.

1154
00:51:32,589 --> 00:51:33,840
-[dhakhtarka 3] Ma halkaasaa?
-[Qosol]

1155
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,176
Waa inuu cabbaa wax badan.

1156
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,553
[Ryan] waxaan ula jeedaa,
qof walba ha tusin.

1157
00:51:43,391 --> 00:51:44,351
Haa.

1158
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,691
Waan ka mahadcelinayaa

1159
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,776
Mahadsanid
si aad ii daryeesho.

1160
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:53,944
-Hagaag.
-Mahadsanid marlabaad.

1161
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,238
Waa inaan arko!

1162
00:51:56,321 --> 00:51:57,989
[Qosol]

1163
00:52:03,745 --> 00:52:05,080
[Chris]
Wali dabadaada ayay ku jirtaa?

1164
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:06,081
[Ryan]
Haa, waa inaan aadnaa hoteelka

1165
00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:07,290
oo soo saar shaygan.

1166
00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:17,717
-[Johnny] Ooh.
-[Ryan] Ah!

1167
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,053
Ku dhufo! Wacan.

1168
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,388
[Preston wuu taahaa]

1169
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,892
Hello, magacaygu waa
Johnny Knoxville.

1170
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:30,230
Ku soo dhawoow "Dum Dum Game:
Qaybta Deux"

1171
00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:33,567
-aka "Double Boom."
-[Dhammaan qosolka]

1172
00:52:33,650 --> 00:52:36,361
Tartankan,
afarteena tartamaya

1173
00:52:36,444 --> 00:52:38,405
iyo xidigtayada martida gaarka ah,

1174
00:52:38,488 --> 00:52:40,198
Paul Walter Hauser,

1175
00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:43,285
waa fadhiisan doonaan
kursigan kulul

1176
00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,078
oo ka jawaab su'aalaha fudud.

1177
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,122
Qof kastaa diyaar u ah inuu bilaabo?

1178
00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,081
[Larry]

1179
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,833
Aynu kor u qaadno Zach.

1180
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:51,668
Waa hagaag.

1181
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:52,919
Waa malag.

1182
00:52:53,003 --> 00:52:54,796
Oh, wiil,
waxaa jira boom double.

1183
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,215
Maxaa fuck ah?

1184
00:52:57,299 --> 00:52:59,342
Jasper, fadhiiso.

1185
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:02,512
-[taah]
- Haa, Jasper, ina keen!

1186
00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:05,265
[Johnny] Waa hagaag, Jasper.

1187
00:53:05,348 --> 00:53:08,143
aaway aabahaa
Shark madow, dhashay?

1188
00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:09,227
fuck [Qosol]

1189
00:53:09,311 --> 00:53:11,062
Waa maxay?! Waxaan ula jeedaa, waa maxay?

1190
00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,148
Saaxiib, waan isku dayayaa
si uu kuu siiyo kubbad jilicsan.

1191
00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,733
Kaliya isaga tuur!

1192
00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,401
Waxaan u malaynayaa sida Crenshaw,
Aagga Venice?

1193
00:53:16,484 --> 00:53:18,153
Koonfur-dhexe.

1194
00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:20,113
[dhammaan way qaylinayaan]

1195
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,157
Ciise Masiix, Yasbid!

1196
00:53:22,240 --> 00:53:23,408
Waa isku shay!

1197
00:53:23,491 --> 00:53:24,618
Taasi waa ceeb. Waa inaad

1198
00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,244
-ka xishood.
- Runtii, Jasper?

1199
00:53:26,328 --> 00:53:28,914
Hagaag, waa maxay Jeff's
Magaca dambe, agaasimeheenna?

1200
00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:30,790
Dickhead.
Maya, Tremaine, Tremaine.

1201
00:53:30,874 --> 00:53:32,083
Ilaahow, kursiga ka bax!

1202
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:33,293
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1203
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,004
Haa, Jasper!

1204
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:38,757
Paul, waad garanaysaa
hore ayaad u leedahay

1205
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,634
wuxuu jabsaday ganacsigii show,
sax?

1206
00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,177
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1207
00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:44,763
[Johnny] Uma baahnid
in la sameeyo tan.

1208
00:53:44,846 --> 00:53:47,682
Tani waa sida Samaynta-rabitaanka,
haday ciqaab ahaan lahayd.

1209
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:50,977
Waxaan arkay dameero ka daran, Zach.
Waxaan kaliya ku leeyahay '.

1210
00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:52,103
-Mahadsanid.
-Hagaag.

1211
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,356
[Larry]

1212
00:53:55,106 --> 00:53:56,191
[Johnny] Immisa Dhul

1213
00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:59,152
gudaha geli kara
Qorraxdeenna ololaysa?

1214
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,072
Haddii aad u baahan tahay inaad wacdo-saaxiib,
waxaad ku weydiin kartaa Larry halkan.

1215
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:02,989
Larry

1216
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,824
[Larry]

1217
00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:07,285
Ma garanaysaa inta Dhul
ku haboon kartaa gudaha qorraxda?

1218
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,453
[Larry]

1219
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,127
Ah, Larry!

1220
00:54:16,211 --> 00:54:17,963
Kaalay, Larry.
waxaan odhanayaa todoba

1221
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,589
-Oh, taas waad kacday.
Waxaan odhanayaa todoba.

1222
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,758
Hal dhibic saddex milyan.

1223
00:54:21,841 --> 00:54:23,510
[Larry]

1224
00:54:24,886 --> 00:54:26,680
Oh, wiil.

1225
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:27,973
Baasyo! Kaalay

1226
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,225
Allaa mahad leh ma ihi

1227
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:31,434
Waa hagaag

1228
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,644
Uma maleynayo inuu jiro mid u dambeeya.

1229
00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:33,937
Way sii socotaa
wareeg iyo wareeg.

1230
00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,063
- Haa, hooyo.
-Haa.

1231
00:54:35,146 --> 00:54:36,439
Saaxiib, ma doqon baad tahay?

1232
00:54:36,523 --> 00:54:39,901
Ehren
wejigaagu waa fool xun yahay, ee kaliya--

1233
00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,236
Ooh!

1234
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,322
Wow, gubasho jirran!

1235
00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:46,032
Oh, way uraysaa.

1236
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:49,911
Immisa midab
ka samaysan qaanso-roobaadka caadiga ah?

1237
00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,083
Buluug, jaalle,
oranji, cagaar, guduud

1238
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,043
Casaan

1239
00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,671
Iyo

1240
00:54:59,754 --> 00:55:01,756
Waxaad heshay tan, Poopies.

1241
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,675
Caddaan

1242
00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,552
[qosol]

1243
00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,679
Allaw. Hoos u dhig!

1244
00:55:07,762 --> 00:55:09,597
Allaw. Allaw.

1245
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,685
Aan kaliya--
Sug, taasi waa qasab
In yar ka sii gudub--

1246
00:55:13,768 --> 00:55:16,021
Waan ka xumahay, hadda waa inaan sameeyo
wax yar ka rog.

1247
00:55:16,104 --> 00:55:17,147
Allaw.

1248
00:55:17,230 --> 00:55:19,316
-Hagaag.
-[qosol]

1249
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:23,278
[Johnny] Waa maxay midabka
ma kabaha aan xidhanahay?

1250
00:55:24,904 --> 00:55:26,990
-Ma arki karo.
-[Dhammaan qosolka]

1251
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,784
[Wee Man] Ha eegin!

1252
00:55:29,868 --> 00:55:31,619
-[Johnny] Midabkee
ma kabaha aan xidhanahay?
-Casaan

1253
00:55:32,787 --> 00:55:34,456
Waa yaab!

1254
00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:36,499
Ehren waa soo kacay!

1255
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,877
- Zach, aad u fiican?
-Ah, haa, waan weynahay.

1256
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:41,963
Tani waa nuugtay, saaxiib.
Maxaa fuck ah?

1257
00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,717
[isagoo ku dhawaaqaya]

1258
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,053
-Alla, Alloow.
- [Johnny] Oh, Ciise.

1259
00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:50,138
-[gariir]
-[Johnny] Fadlan ha kicin.

1260
00:55:50,221 --> 00:55:51,931
-Jooji!
-[Larry]

1261
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:55,977
-[Dhammaan qosolka]
-[gariir]

1262
00:55:56,061 --> 00:55:57,645
[Johnny] Waayahay, Ehren.

1263
00:55:57,729 --> 00:56:01,691
-Yaa jilay waxna qoray
-[gags]

1264
00:56:01,775 --> 00:56:04,402
"The Miter Fairy"?

1265
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:05,987
Waxaan ahay Carwada mitirka.

1266
00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:08,073
Taasi waa -- Taasi waxay noqon lahayd
Ehren McGhehey.

1267
00:56:08,156 --> 00:56:09,240
Khatarta Ehren. Aniga

1268
00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:10,950
Dhammaan Jawaabta u dambaysa.

1269
00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,118
Taasina waa tan ugu xun
waligeen duubnay.

1270
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,995
Taasi ma fiicna, ninyahow!

1271
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:17,415
-[qeylinaya]
-[Dhammaan way qaylinayaan]

1272
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:23,338
Kor, kor, kor, hore! Sare!

1273
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:27,634
[gagging]

1274
00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,679
[qufac, qufac]

1275
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:37,060
Sug!

1276
00:56:37,143 --> 00:56:39,479
-[taah]
-[Dhammaan qosolka]

1277
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,441
Waa inaan ka tanaasulnaa
si hubaal ah Zach, saaxiib.

1278
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,235
[Johnny] Haa, Zach!

1279
00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:48,363
Taasi waa waxa loogu talagalay
"Dum Dum Game: Qaybta Deux."

1280
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,367
Qaybaha aan jeclahay qaarkood waa,

1281
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,494
sida,
kuwa kaliya, waxaa jira -

1282
00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,413
Sida, waanu fadhinnaa hareeraha,
waxba ma hayno.

1283
00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,206
Markaa qof baa yidhi,
"Tag hel xoogaa xabagta Super ah".

1284
00:56:58,289 --> 00:57:00,500
Waa wax la mid ah sida ay wax u dhaceen
oo leh Brad Pitt.

1285
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,335
-[qosol]
- Wuu joogay

1286
00:57:02,419 --> 00:57:04,337
in la toogto "Daayeer Habeenimo",

1287
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,172
oo waxaad la mid tahay, "Waa maxay sababta
uun baan ku afduubnaa?"

1288
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,465
Markaasuu ku yidhi, Waayahay.

1289
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:09,259
Oo waanu haysanay
joogitaanka maskaxda

1290
00:57:09,342 --> 00:57:11,010
in la waco waaxda booliska

1291
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:14,013
si ay u ogaadaan
in la iska indhatiro 9-1-1 wicis

1292
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,557
ku saabsan Brad Pitt
la afduubay.

1293
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,016
[Qosol]

1294
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:18,601
"Waan ogahay in tani ay tahay uun
run ahaantii gaar ah,

1295
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,311
laakiin Brad Pitt
waa la afduubi doonaa."

1296
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,230
-[qosol]
- "Laakiin waa kaftan."

1297
00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:25,567
"Haa, waa kaftan.
Taasi weligeed dhici mayso."

1298
00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:30,113
Hi, waxaan ahay Brad Pitt
waana la i afduubi doonaa.

1299
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:32,323
[Brandon] Waa hagaag, fiican.
Halkaan ku arag

1300
00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:34,367
Madadaalo la leh dadka caanka ah.

1301
00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,931
Haa, Brad Pitt!

1302
00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:58,975
Xaar ma leh!

1303
00:57:59,058 --> 00:58:02,520
Xaar ma leh! Maya, waa Brad Pitt!
Oh, sidee u socotaa, saaxiib?

1304
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,981
-Waa gaabis.
-Hagaag, waa sax.
Ninyahow nasasho qaado.

1305
00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:06,608
Haa, laakiin waan awoodaa
heshaa sawirkaaga?

1306
00:58:06,691 --> 00:58:08,276
-Kaalay nin yahow.
- Haa, qaado, hadda! Isaga qaado!

1307
00:58:08,359 --> 00:58:10,028
-Baabuurka fuckin-ka gal!
-Maxaad qabanaysaa?!

1308
00:58:10,111 --> 00:58:11,738
-Xaar qudduus ah.
-Sug!

1309
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,490
[Brad] Hey, hey! Caawin!

1310
00:58:13,573 --> 00:58:15,909
Caawin! Caawin! Caawin! Caawin!

1311
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,202
[fiiri] Hey,
maxaad ku samaynaysaa isaga?

1312
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:19,662
-Iska daa.
- Tag, tag, tag!

1313
00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:21,247
[Brad oo qaylinaya]

1314
00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,168
[Nin saf ah] Ina qaniinyo.

1315
00:58:25,251 --> 00:58:26,711
[Bam] Oh, shit!

1316
00:58:26,794 --> 00:58:27,921
[Chris] isaga eeg.

1317
00:58:29,422 --> 00:58:30,924
-[Dhammaan qosolka]
-Aw, fuck!

1318
00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175
[Bam] Haa.

1319
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,635
Waa sida daroogada oo kale, haa.

1320
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:34,928
[Brandon] Daar nalalka.

1321
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:36,137
Waxaad helaysaa taarigga?

1322
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:37,805
Shit, qof ayaa wacaya booliiska.

1323
00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,517
Ma Brad Pitt buu ahaa?
-Haa.

1324
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,185
Maxaa dhacay hadda?
Maxaa fuck ah?

1325
00:58:42,268 --> 00:58:43,937
Brad Pitt waa la afduubay.

1326
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:46,648
Haa, haa, waxay ahayd Brad Pitt?

1327
00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:48,691
-Waxaad arkaysaa wax aan la garan karin
-Brad Pitt, isagu halkan buu joogay?

1328
00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:50,568
Brad Pitt ayaa safka ku jiray
oo xaq buu ahaa

1329
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:51,945
afduubtay
oo lagu tuuray baabuur.

1330
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:53,696
Runtii kaftama maayo.

1331
00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:55,365
Saaxiibka qaar ayaa ahaa sida
dabada qabsaday,

1332
00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:57,825
isku dayaya inuu i dooxo
ka baxsan baabuurka.

1333
00:58:57,909 --> 00:58:59,953
Runtii wuu ahaa
u dagaallama in aanu soo gelin sidoo kale.

1334
00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:01,829
Haa, gabi ahaanba.

1335
00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:02,914
-Waxaad tahay jilaa wanaagsan, saaxiib.
-[Brad] Oh, mahadsanid, Chris.

1336
00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:04,165
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1337
00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:08,670
Hi, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville
oo waan tagi doonaa

1338
00:59:08,753 --> 00:59:10,755
gaadhi si dhab ah ugu dhufto.

1339
00:59:10,838 --> 00:59:12,173
[mashiinka dib u soo noolaynta]

1340
00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:21,349
Waa hagaag, nimanyahow, waan helnay
Tory Belleci oo ka socda MythBusters.

1341
00:59:21,432 --> 00:59:24,310
Markaa waxaan go'aansaday inaan khiyaamo tijaabiyo
markii ugu horeysay abid.

1342
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,646
Run ahaantiina, waan qurux badanahay
ka walaacsan waxa ku saabsan, okay?

1343
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:29,148
Diyaar ma u tahay?

1344
00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:30,942
[soo baxaysa]

1345
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,323
[gulps]

1346
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:39,075
[Grunts]

1347
00:59:40,535 --> 00:59:43,079
[cunug, xiiqsan]

1348
00:59:46,916 --> 00:59:48,209
-[Johnny] Ah, maya.
-[Grunts]

1349
00:59:48,293 --> 00:59:50,336
-[Johnny] Ah.
- [Steve-O oo gunuunacaya]

1350
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,423
Miiska dushiisa. Waxaa laga yaabaa inaan noqono
ciyaarta tennis-ka.

1351
00:59:53,506 --> 00:59:55,008
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1352
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,676
[Johnny] Sug, sug, sug.

1353
00:59:57,677 --> 00:59:58,720
Ma kari kartaa?

1354
00:59:58,803 --> 01:00:00,805
-[Dhammaan qosolka]
-Waxaad heshay tan?

1355
01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:02,765
[taah]

1356
01:00:02,849 --> 01:00:04,434
Wuxuu joogaa shan sentimitir.

1357
01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,311
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1358
01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:09,606
-[taah]
-Alla, wuu taajaynayaa!

1359
01:00:11,816 --> 01:00:13,151
Waxaa laga yaabaa inaad leedahay
dhig kubbadda pingpong

1360
01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,861
dabada kor u qaad
ka dibna dibadda u soo saaray.

1361
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:21,951
Waan heli doonaa,
waan heli doonaa

1362
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:24,454
ma aqaan,
khuraafaadkan ayaa laga yaabaa in la jabiyo.

1363
01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:25,872
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1364
01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:28,416
Hagaag, waa kan arrinku, nimanyahow.

1365
01:00:30,501 --> 01:00:32,503
Waxaan dhigay kubbadda ping-pong
afkayga, sax?

1366
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:33,838
Haa.

1367
01:00:33,921 --> 01:00:35,590
-Iyagoo iska dhigaya inuu liqo.
-Haa.

1368
01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,134
Laakin mar hore ayaan saxmay
kubbad ping-pong ah oo dabada kor u qaaday.

1369
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,345
Hadda waxaan u maleynayaa inaan waayay.

1370
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:41,763
Allaw.

1371
01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:45,183
Saaxir wanaagsan
waligiis ma daaha ka rogin xeeladihiisa.

1372
01:00:45,266 --> 01:00:47,268
- Haa, sax.
-[taah]

1373
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:50,021
Waa maalintii ugu dambaysay ee duubista
25 sano kadib

1374
01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:52,482
oo ma aan baran
wax goddam ah.

1375
01:00:52,565 --> 01:00:54,150
-[Dhammaan qosolka]
-[taah]

1376
01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,443
Riix!

1377
01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:57,487
Oh, yuck!

1378
01:00:57,570 --> 01:00:58,738
Allaw.

1379
01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:00,990
[dhammaan taaha, qaylinaya]

1380
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:02,950
[Johnny]
Taasi waxay ahayd khiyaamo wasakh ah!

1381
01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:05,036
[Steve-O] qaado.

1382
01:01:05,119 --> 01:01:07,205
Taasi xataa may ahayn, maydaan samayn
xitaa u dhawaado bartilmaameedka.

1383
01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:09,832
Oh, maya!

1384
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:14,170
Eeyga qaado.
Tag, saaxiib. Tag, saaxiib.

1385
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,174
[Jasper]
Wuxuu maqlay kubbadda oo dhacaysa.

1386
01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:19,634
- Nimanyahow joog.
- Allaw!

1387
01:01:19,717 --> 01:01:20,802
Waa fuckin' shaqeeyay.

1388
01:01:20,885 --> 01:01:22,345
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1389
01:01:25,556 --> 01:01:27,892
Taasi waa dhammaan farmaajo, ma jiro whiz.

1390
01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:33,606
Tani waa dhammaan bur
saaxiibkeen Bam.

1391
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,650
Annagu isaga ayaanu qadiimiga u ahaan doonnaa
markuu halkan yimaado.

1392
01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,112
-Hagaag.
-Soo gal.

1393
01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:40,780
-Wuu soo galay?
-Halkaas oo uu soo galay.

1394
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:42,281
-Maxaa jira?
-Maxaa dhacay?

1395
01:01:42,365 --> 01:01:44,242
[ qosol badan]
Ma badna. Sidee ahayd?

1396
01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,493
-Wanaagsan
-Shan sare!

1397
01:01:46,577 --> 01:01:47,912
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1398
01:01:54,043 --> 01:01:55,420
Allaw.

1399
01:02:03,010 --> 01:02:05,179
Taasi waxay ahayd tan ugu fiican ilaa hadda.

1400
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:08,725
Nimanyahow,
dabada iga dhufatay.

1401
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:09,809
Waxaad heshay --

1402
01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,478
[Johnny] Wuxuu helay qadiimiga!

1403
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,359
[Bam]
Taas diyaar uma ahayn.

1404
01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:20,278
[Dave]
Taasi waxay ahayd mid aad u wanaagsan. Waad tagtay--

1405
01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,487
Alla subax wanaagsan ninyahow.

1406
01:02:21,571 --> 01:02:23,448
-Subax wanaagsan, Bam.
-Haye.

1407
01:02:23,531 --> 01:02:25,450
-Ah, shit.
-Nabad-gelyo.

1408
01:02:27,118 --> 01:02:28,828
Waad ogtahay, waan haysanaa taas
ah

1409
01:02:28,911 --> 01:02:32,290
waxay u egtahay eey--
shoog loogu talagalay

1410
01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:33,666
-Taser-ku?
- qoorta?

1411
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,376
-Buuggaaga mid baa jira?
-Haa

1412
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,045
Poopies ayaa sheegay inuu doonayo
in la isku dayo in la arko haddii ay naxdo.

1413
01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:40,798
Ma odhan, laakiin waan yeeli doonaa.
Ma odhan.

1414
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,550
[Johnny]
Oh, waxaan u maleeyay inaad tiri.

1415
01:02:42,633 --> 01:02:43,968
Waxaad ahayd, sida,
"Haa, taasi waxay ahaan lahayd mid cajiib ah."

1416
01:02:44,051 --> 01:02:45,428
[Kaftan]
Goormaan idhi?

1417
01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:48,055
Waxaad tidhi--
Haa, waxaad tidhi, "Bukaan!"

1418
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:51,350
Qof ma tagi karaa inuu helo, haa
Qoor naxdin leh oo guskaaga ah?

1419
01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,727
Haa, waan ordi doonaa oo heli doonaa.

1420
01:02:52,810 --> 01:02:54,312
Iga raali ahow,
ee guska poopies.

1421
01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:56,898
Hagaag, halkaas ayay taal

1422
01:02:56,981 --> 01:02:59,192
Waxay u egtahay dikiskiisa
xabsi guri.

1423
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:00,735
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1424
01:03:02,069 --> 01:03:03,321
[Johnny]
Ma garanayo sababta aan u go'aansanay

1425
01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:05,948
in la duubo tan
dhinicii dhagax.

1426
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:08,826
Hi, waxaan ahay Poo-- [ qaylinaya]

1427
01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:10,536
-[Johnny] sug! waan ka xumahay!
-Fuck!

1428
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,163
-Baasyo, waan ka xumahay.
-Maya, tan ma samaynayo!

1429
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,873
-Maya, kaalay, Poopies!
-Waxaan ku siiyay fursad!

1430
01:03:13,956 --> 01:03:15,875
waan ka xumahay! waan ka xumahay!
Hal mar oo kale.

1431
01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,627
Hal mar oo kale, ma yeeli doono.

1432
01:03:17,710 --> 01:03:20,296
Waxaan ahay Poopies
tanina waa "Balance Beam

1433
01:03:20,379 --> 01:03:22,131
oo leh Taser on My Dick."

1434
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,633
[Jasper] wuu tagi doonaa
dhaliyo T-in-iyo-bax.

1435
01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:25,134
[Dave] waa sameyn doonaa
dhankasta oo dhan.

1436
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:27,053
[ qaylinaya] Oh, fuck!

1437
01:03:27,136 --> 01:03:28,679
Waa laguu malaynayaa
si ay ugu degto laydhka.

1438
01:03:28,763 --> 01:03:29,639
[Johnny] waa inaad
gacantaada ka saar alwaaxdii.

1439
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:30,848
Joogso.

1440
01:03:32,725 --> 01:03:34,644
[qeylinaya]

1441
01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:36,020
-Ah, fuck!
-[Dhammaan qosolka]

1442
01:03:36,103 --> 01:03:38,105
Waan fuckin' dhammeeyay, waan dhameeyay.

1443
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,983
Xitaa kama fikiri karo
wax kale
laakiin dick aan hadda.

1444
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,151
Sidaas.

1445
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,402
[qosol]

1446
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,326
-Fuck!
-[Johnny]
Xataa kuma nixin.

1447
01:03:50,409 --> 01:03:52,286
-Maxaa dhacay?
-Maankayga ayaa ii soo baxaysa.

1448
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,872
-Maankiisa iyo ruuxiisa.
-[Dhammaan qosolka]

1449
01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:56,666
Taasi waxay noqon lahayd mid ugu horeysa.

1450
01:03:56,749 --> 01:03:58,459
Taasi waxay noqon lahayd markii ugu horeysay
taasi weligeed dhacday.

1451
01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:00,294
-[Rachel] Haa, Poops.
-Waxaad heshay tan, Poops.

1452
01:04:01,796 --> 01:04:03,214
[Jasper]
Kaalay Dheelitir, dhallaan yahow.

1453
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:05,716
[Rachel] aad baad u qurux badan tahay.

1454
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,678
-[qeylinaya]
-[Dhammaan qosolka]

1455
01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:20,106
[Dave] Saaxiib, waxaad ku dhowdahay
jiirarkaas la rogay!

1456
01:04:21,649 --> 01:04:22,900
[Jasper] Dave ayaa ku badbaadiyay.

1457
01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:27,947
[Jeff] ka booda.

1458
01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:32,243
[taah, qosol]

1459
01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:45,590
Filimkii ugu dambeeyay, Danger Ehren
wuxuu ahaa MVP oo dhan.

1460
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:50,928
Filimkii ka horreeyay, 3D,
Ryan Dunn wuxuu ahaa MVP.

1461
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,180
Waxaan dareemayaa sidii aan lahaa
daqiiqado xooggan

1462
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:55,474
dhammaan qaybahayada,

1463
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,602
laakiin uma maleynayo
Weligay waan sheegan karaa

1464
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:01,063
inaan runtii ahaa, sida,
MVP mid ka mid ah.

1465
01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:02,815
Oo markaan taas bartay

1466
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:04,525
waxaa jiri doona
fursad kale,

1467
01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:09,822
Si quus ah ayaan rabay
kor u kac oo wax uun samee.

1468
01:05:09,906 --> 01:05:12,325
Haa, waxaan u soo muuqday shaqada
kan nin yahow.

1469
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,077
Oo bar ayaa ahayd
qurux badan.

1470
01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:18,289
Laakiin, haa waan kuu sheegi doonaa kan,
dabadayda runtii way i xanuunaysaa.

1471
01:05:18,372 --> 01:05:19,498
[qosol]

1472
01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:24,170
Markaad gaadho da'deena,
waa in lagugu sameeyo colonoscopy-ga

1473
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,255
taasina ay bilaabato
iyadoo la cabbo alaabtan

1474
01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:28,341
in gebi ahaanba
ku soo saaray.

1475
01:05:31,385 --> 01:05:34,972
Haddii aanad 50 jir ahayn oo aanad samayn
ogow, waa calool jilciye super.

1476
01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,354
Dhowr daqiiqo gudahood, waxaan joognaa
si ba'an ayuu u boodboodayaa,

1477
01:05:41,437 --> 01:05:42,939
intay is tijaabinayso

1478
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:47,443
ciyaar xamaasad leh,
dabacsanaan iyo alaab.

1479
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,237
Ciyaarta "Human Pretzel".

1480
01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:52,365
Laakin Alxamdulilah waanu haysanaa
moodooyinkan cajiibka ah,

1481
01:05:52,448 --> 01:05:54,992
inaan ku siiyo
gudaha eegno ficilka.

1482
01:05:55,076 --> 01:05:56,661
Dadku ma helin
aamiin badan kugu qabo

1483
01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:58,913
in aadan ku riixin
qaybtan, Lance.

1484
01:05:58,996 --> 01:06:01,290
Maya? Ma dhacayso?
Waa hagaag.

1485
01:06:01,374 --> 01:06:03,084
Ma ciyaarnaa?

1486
01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:04,710
Steve-O ayaa marka hore tagi doona, okay?

1487
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,421
Gacanta midig, oranji.

1488
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:08,506
Isla halkaas

1489
01:06:10,758 --> 01:06:13,511
waan ku saxanahay
khadka dabka halkan.

1490
01:06:13,594 --> 01:06:15,221
[Rachel]
Chris, cagta bidix, guduud.

1491
01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:16,555
Waan ka xumahay, Preston.

1492
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:18,224
-[dadka daawanaya oo taahaya]
-[Ehren] Haa.

1493
01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,642
[Chris]

1494
01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:22,269
Oh, wow, taasi waa geesinimo badan.

1495
01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:23,980
[Johnny] Oh, waxaan qabaa
way miiqsatay

1496
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:26,440
oo yidhi,
"Chris, haa, cagta midig, casaan."

1497
01:06:26,524 --> 01:06:28,150
-[Chris] wasmo --
- [Johnny] Haa, waa.

1498
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,276
[Chris] Oh, si sax ah u eeg
isha duufaanka.

1499
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,486
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1500
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,239
Hagaag, cagta bidix, guduud.

1501
01:06:33,322 --> 01:06:36,450
Waa laga tagayaa cagta
brown, dhab ah dhawaan.

1502
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:37,702
Maxaa qaldan, Lance?

1503
01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,662
Lance wuu xanuunsanayaa.

1504
01:06:39,745 --> 01:06:41,664
-[Rachel]
Steve-O, cagta bidix, casaan.
-[Johnny] Oh, nin.

1505
01:06:41,747 --> 01:06:43,874
[dhammaan way qaylinayaan]

1506
01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,251
[Wee Man] Dave!

1507
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,210
[Rachel] nimanyahow
aad bay u fiican yihiin.

1508
01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,546
Waxaan helnay leaker!

1509
01:06:48,629 --> 01:06:50,214
-Ah-ah.
-Steve-O's--

1510
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,091
Allaw!

1511
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,969
Allaw.

1512
01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:57,263
[Poopies] Dave,
midig u eeg.

1513
01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,306
[dhammaan way qaylinayaan]

1514
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:02,184
[Jasper] Bal isaga eeg.

1515
01:07:02,268 --> 01:07:04,103
[Chris] Haa, guud ahaan!

1516
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,646
[Chris]

1517
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,107
[dhammaan gagging]

1518
01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:10,234
[Rachel] Gacanta midig, cagaar.

1519
01:07:10,317 --> 01:07:12,862
[Johnny] Goddamn,
Waxay tiri gacanta midig, cagaar!

1520
01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:15,698
[caag, dib u celin]

1521
01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,116
[Ehren] Fuck kan!

1522
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:21,454
Allaw!

1523
01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,789
[Johnny] Sideed tahay, Lance?
Wali meeshaas ku laadlaadsan tahay?

1524
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,833
[Johnny oo qoslaya]

1525
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:28,044
-Weligay ma dhicin
ur xun xun.
-Maya.

1526
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:30,212
Allaw!

1527
01:07:31,505 --> 01:07:34,216
Oh, my-- wali waa shi

1528
01:07:35,926 --> 01:07:36,969
-Ilaahayow.
-[dadku way is caayaan]

1529
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:38,637
[Johnny] Sideed u dhumin?

1530
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:41,140
Steve-O waa guuleystaha

1531
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:44,602
-[Rachel] Haa, Steve-O!
- ee Human Pretzel!

1532
01:07:44,685 --> 01:07:47,188
- Hadda wuu imanayaa. Waayahay
- Allaw. Ka bax halkan.

1533
01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:55,237
[Poopies] kor u kaca
iyo qubeyska, Steve-O, qubeyska.

1534
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:56,530
Shaqo wanaagsan, bubba!

1535
01:07:59,533 --> 01:08:00,993
[hadal aan qarsoodi ahayn]

1536
01:08:04,121 --> 01:08:05,289
Waxba ha odhan.

1537
01:08:07,124 --> 01:08:08,584
Haye, maxaan ku heli karaa
in la cabbo?

1538
01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:10,086
[Wee Man] Laba Budweiser.

1539
01:08:10,169 --> 01:08:11,879
[Bartender] Waad ku mahadsan tahay, gacaliye.

1540
01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:12,963
Farxad.

1541
01:08:13,047 --> 01:08:14,048
-Farxad.
- Boob!

1542
01:08:15,674 --> 01:08:17,843
[Bartender]
Haddaba, waa maxay crackin'?

1543
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:18,928
[Wee Man] ma aqaan,
hoos u dhaadhac

1544
01:08:19,011 --> 01:08:19,845
xeebta ama wax.

1545
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:21,305
Terra!

1546
01:08:21,388 --> 01:08:22,223
Waa hagaag.

1547
01:08:22,306 --> 01:08:23,849
Waa maxay fuck aad samaynayso?

1548
01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:25,893
Yaad tahay fuck?

1549
01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:27,853
- Sh.
- kumaad tahay?

1550
01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:29,480
- is deji.
- Waxaan ahay saaxiibkeed freakin,
bahal!

1551
01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,981
Taasi waa qabow, bud.
Waxaan ahay nin-saaxiibkeed.

1552
01:08:32,441 --> 01:08:34,401
Saaxiib, ha i riixin.
Ha i riixin.

1553
01:08:34,485 --> 01:08:36,320
-Xitaa kuma taabanayo.
-Yaa, Poppy, is deji.

1554
01:08:36,403 --> 01:08:38,823
Waad ogtahay, labadiinaba fuur!
Labadiina naca.

1555
01:08:38,906 --> 01:08:43,244
Marka, aniga iyo isaga waxaan nahay nooc
nasasho iyo

1556
01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:47,998
Haye, wuu joogaa halkan.

1557
01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:50,668
-Maxaa jira?
-ku fuq!

1558
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,419
-Ku naax.
- Haa, waan kuu sheegay
si aad uga fogaato.

1559
01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:53,754
Nin yahow ha ku riixin!

1560
01:08:53,838 --> 01:08:55,089
Jooji! Jooji!

1561
01:08:55,172 --> 01:08:57,091
Isaga qaado, Pop! Isaga qaado, Pop!

1562
01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:00,344
[tuug] dabada soo dhaadhac ninyahow!

1563
01:09:01,262 --> 01:09:02,471
[male patron] kaalay, nimanyahow,
kala jabin.

1564
01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:04,932
Booliiska!
Geli dhulka fuqarada ah!

1565
01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:06,308
Dhulka soo gal!

1566
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:08,727
Qabooji!
Qof walba oo gidaarka kasoo horjeeda!

1567
01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:10,563
-Kani waa dagaalkaaga fuckin'
-Darbiga ka soo horjeeda!

1568
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:11,772
-Fad iga daa!
-Darbiga ka soo horjeeda!

1569
01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,607
-Nacalad!
-Fuck ma sameyneysaa?

1570
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,360
[Sarkaalka Booliska]
Kac isaga! Kac isaga!

1571
01:09:16,443 --> 01:09:18,696
Qabooji, hooyadey, hel
Gacmahaaga dhabarkaaga gadaashiisa!

1572
01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:22,032
-[ammaanka] Maxaa dhacaya?
-[Wee Man] ina keen, ilmaha yahow.

1573
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:23,367
Nafta iga tag!

1574
01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:24,451
[daaweeye]
Xeer 54! Dhakhaatiirta caafimaadka!

1575
01:09:24,535 --> 01:09:25,369
[saaxiib] iga deg!

1576
01:09:25,452 --> 01:09:26,704
Dhakhaatiirta caafimaadka!

1577
01:09:26,787 --> 01:09:28,247
[saaxiib]
Waar iga daa!

1578
01:09:28,330 --> 01:09:29,915
-Aamus
-[saaxiib] iga saar!

1579
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,542
Waar iga daa!

1580
01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:32,877
Aamus!

1581
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,670
-Aamus!
-Ah, bal eeg labadooda.

1582
01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:36,505
Rick?

1583
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,090
-waa!
-Ah, shit.

1584
01:09:40,467 --> 01:09:42,595
Waa maxay? Ma socon karaa?

1585
01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:44,513
Waayahay

1586
01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:47,224
[macaamiil xiiqsan]

1587
01:09:47,308 --> 01:09:49,226
Maxay taasi ku saabsan tahay?

1588
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,936
Waa maxay jahannamada
intaas oo dhan ma ku saabsanaa?

1589
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,104
[cameraman] Maxaa dhacay?

1590
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:53,230
Ma garanayo waxa dhacay.

1591
01:10:05,951 --> 01:10:09,079
Hello. waxaan ahay
Johnny The Magnificent.

1592
01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:11,165
Maanta, waan ku farxi doonaa

1593
01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:14,460
oo leh xirfadahayga ugu sarreeya
ee sharafta.

1594
01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:16,128
[biraha qabiilka]

1595
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:18,797
Oh, fuck! Allaw! [yelps]

1596
01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,593
Waa maxay -- Oh, shit.
-[bull gunuunac]

1597
01:10:25,554 --> 01:10:27,014
Oh, xaar. [yelps]

1598
01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:30,017
[qeyliyo]

1599
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,732
[Chris] Oh, Ilaahayow.

1600
01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,525
ma fiican tahay, Johnny?

1601
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,652
Quduus.

1602
01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:41,403
[Johnny wuu taahaa]

1603
01:10:44,531 --> 01:10:46,408
[fiiri xiiq]

1604
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:48,077
Abracadabra.

1605
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:51,372
[Ehren] Koofiyadaadii waad ka tagtay
ka baxay halkaas.

1606
01:10:51,455 --> 01:10:52,957
[Johnny] Miyaynu helnay?

1607
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,124
[Jeff] qaado laba?

1608
01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:57,002
Waan necbahay inaan laba dibi la qaato.

1609
01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:01,048
-[Dave] Oh, nin.
-[Wee Man] Waxaan aragnay Knox
qoob-ka-ciyaarka ku wareegsan dibiga.

1610
01:11:01,131 --> 01:11:03,884
Laakiin waan ognahay garaacista
in dibiga uu siiyay Knox

1611
01:11:03,968 --> 01:11:05,469
ma ahayn kii Knox rabay.

1612
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,264
Waxay ahayd dhow,
laakiin ma ahayn tii.

1613
01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:11,850
[Johnny] Maxay kula tahay?
Ma laga yaabaa in la qaato laba?

1614
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:14,937
fuck taas.

1615
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,730
[dibi cabbaya]

1616
01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,774
[biraha qabiilka]

1617
01:11:20,818 --> 01:11:22,861
Midkani waa laba jeer cabbirka!

1618
01:11:23,487 --> 01:11:27,241
Allahayow, saaxiib.

1619
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:31,036
Oh, xaar. Oh, xaar!

1620
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:33,330
Ma rabo inaan fuckin'
Bal ila daawo ninyahow.

1621
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:35,457
[Jeff] Waa hagaag, ma fiicannahay?

1622
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:39,420
Hello.
Waxaan ahay Johnny the Magnificent.

1623
01:11:39,503 --> 01:11:41,171
Maanta, waan ku farxi doonaa

1624
01:11:41,255 --> 01:11:44,675
oo leh xirfadahayga ugu sarreeya
ee sharafta.

1625
01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:46,635
-[biraha qabiilka]
-Ah, shit!

1626
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,220
--
-[Johnny oo qaylinaya]

1627
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:49,722
[fiiri hooy]

1628
01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,227
Oh, maya. Oh, xaar.

1629
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,645
[dibi bellow]

1630
01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,064
[kuwo kale oo xiiqsan]

1631
01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,607
[Steve-O] Ciise, Maryan.

1632
01:12:04,236 --> 01:12:06,613
Midkaas ayaa shaqeeya. Taasi way shaqeysaa.

1633
01:12:06,697 --> 01:12:08,574
-[Steve-O] Nacalad.
- Johnny, ma fiicantahay?

1634
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:10,075
P.J. ila hadal. ma fiicantahay?

1635
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:11,285
Ma fiicantahay?

1636
01:12:12,077 --> 01:12:13,287
[Jasper] wuu qabay.

1637
01:12:13,370 --> 01:12:14,747
[Jeff] ma saxantahay?
Johnny?

1638
01:12:16,081 --> 01:12:17,458
[Preston] wuu soo noqonayaa.
Wuu imanayaa.

1639
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,126
[Eric] wuu soo noqday, haa.

1640
01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:20,794
[Jeff] ma fiicantahay?

1641
01:12:20,878 --> 01:12:23,005
Taasi waxay ahayd dagaal gacan ka hadal ah.
Hal-dhinac si loo hubiyo.

1642
01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:24,465
[ qosol badan]

1643
01:12:24,548 --> 01:12:25,924
[Wee Man]
fool xun, saaxiib.

1644
01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,801
- [Steve-O] Haa.
-Ma helnay, Jeff?

1645
01:12:27,885 --> 01:12:29,636
[Jeff] si sax ah ayaanu u helnay
maxaad rabtay.

1646
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,804
-[Wee Man] Haa, Knox!
- Haa, Knox!

1647
01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:32,681
[Johnny] Oh, fuck.

1648
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,391
Hadaba maxaa dhacay
ka dib markay igu dhacday?

1649
01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:36,185
[Jeff] Dude, waa caajis.

1650
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:37,895
Kani waa adiga, kani waa dibiga.

1651
01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:41,023
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1652
01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:42,608
[Wee Man] Xitaa ma uusan dhicin
isku qas, saaxiib.

1653
01:12:42,691 --> 01:12:44,818
Wuu soo jeestay
oo kaliya ayuu musbaaray.

1654
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:46,111
[Steve-O]
Saaxiib, taasi waalli bay ahayd.

1655
01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:48,197
[Poopies] Haa, Knox.

1656
01:12:48,280 --> 01:12:49,615
[Ehren] Waxay u badan tahay inay tahay
dhibaatadii ugu waynayd ee aad abid qaado.

1657
01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,743
[Chris] Waana sababtaas
waa kabtanka.

1658
01:12:52,826 --> 01:12:55,120
[Johnny] Dibigii
ma jeclayn sixirka fuckin.

1659
01:12:55,204 --> 01:12:57,414
[Qosol]

1660
01:12:57,498 --> 01:12:58,957
[Boolooyin]
Haa, Knox, waanu ku jecelnahay!

1661
01:12:59,041 --> 01:13:00,334
-[sacab, farxad]
-[Johnny] waan ku jeclahay!

1662
01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:02,252
[Poopies] Kabtanka!

1663
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,380
[Steve-O]
Wareerku ma fiicna.

1664
01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:08,217
Laakiin inta aad haysato
ka hor inta aadan gaarin 50, waa qabow.

1665
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:11,553
Knoxville waa 49 jir.
Markaa waan fiicanahay.

1666
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,725
Hello, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville,

1667
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,728
waana tan
"Qolka Ka Baxsada Naarta."

1668
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,605
[Qosol]

1669
01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:24,817
[Johnny] Waxaa jira
saddex qol oo kala duwan.

1670
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:29,321
Waa inaad gudaha ku xallisaa xujooyinka
qol kasta si aad u hesho soo socda.

1671
01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:31,407
Eebbahay.

1672
01:13:31,490 --> 01:13:33,033
[taah] Mahadsanid, saaxiib.

1673
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,412
[Johnny, oo ka sarreeya hadalka]
Waa hagaag, Wee Man

1674
01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:38,455
Si aad u tagto qolka ku xiga,

1675
01:13:38,539 --> 01:13:40,040
waa inaad gaartaa
darbigaas soo mara

1676
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,501
in la helo
qadaadiic Jackass gaar ah.

1677
01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,461
-Ma garanayo --
-Fuckin' gacantayda qabo oo tag.

1678
01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,963
Tag! Fuckin ku rid halkaas!

1679
01:13:46,046 --> 01:13:47,631
-Ma rabo inaan gacantaada qabto.
-Tag!

1680
01:13:47,714 --> 01:13:49,133
[qeylinaya]

1681
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,886
Waa maxay fuck! Waayahay

1682
01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,346
Waa maxay fuck taasi?

1683
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:55,931
-[Qosol]
Waa maxay --?

1684
01:13:56,014 --> 01:13:57,433
Maxaa heshiisku yahay?
Waa maxay sida ay tahay?

1685
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,976
-Ma garanayo!
-[Ehren] Tani way nuugtaa.

1686
01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:00,477
-Ma sheegi karo.
-[Ehren] Doggone.

1687
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,812
Gacanta ayaan geliyay
waxaana dareemayaa xaar.

1688
01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:02,729
[Dave] waan ku arkay
gacanta geli.

1689
01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:04,231
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1690
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,319
-Dave! Dave!
- Kaalay, Dave.

1691
01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:10,779
- Kaalay, Dave.
- Allaw, saaxiib.

1692
01:14:10,863 --> 01:14:12,489
[Johnny] Soo gal halkaas, Dave.

1693
01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,116
-[Wee Man] Qaado. Qaado
-[Shark Madow] Soo gaadh.

1694
01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:15,576
All-- Gacantaada saar
oo dhan soo gal oo hoos u dhaadhac.

1695
01:14:15,659 --> 01:14:17,161
[Wee Man]
Soo gal oo hoos u gal. Gudaha iyo hoosba.

1696
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,745
-[Zach] waa maxay fuck?
-[qeylin, qosol]

1697
01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:19,913
[Zach] Oh, Ilaahow!

1698
01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:21,206
Halkaa tag ma helay?

1699
01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,749
Waa a, waa baalle!

1700
01:14:22,833 --> 01:14:23,876
[Wee Man wuu qaylinayaa]

1701
01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,294
Allaw!

1702
01:14:25,377 --> 01:14:27,129
Fartaydu waxay gashay.

1703
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,797
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1704
01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:30,841
[Preston] Oh, Ilaah,
runtii aad bay u fiican tahay.

1705
01:14:30,924 --> 01:14:33,093
-[Johnny] qaado lacagtaas.
-Hagaag.

1706
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:35,179
[Johnny] Waa inaad soo gaartaa
qoto dheer oo qaad.

1707
01:14:36,346 --> 01:14:37,389
[Ehren] Saaxiib, mool dheerow.

1708
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,974
[Zach] Ma ku jirtaa dabadaada?

1709
01:14:39,057 --> 01:14:40,184
[taah]

1710
01:14:40,267 --> 01:14:42,227
[Johnny]
Oh, waxay heleen qadaadiicda!

1711
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:44,897
-[Dave] Oh, Ilaahayow.
-[Johnny]
Waxay heleen wax ka badan qadaadiicda.

1712
01:14:46,064 --> 01:14:47,774
-[Shark madow] waa maxay fuck?
-[Dave] Saaxiib, fartayda--

1713
01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:49,776
Farta ayaan gadaal ka mariyey.

1714
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,612
waan urinayaa xaarka
gacantaada.

1715
01:14:51,695 --> 01:14:54,406
Waxaad mooddaa nimanyahow
xaliyay halxiraalaha.

1716
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:56,742
Waxaan u maleynayaa inaan dhaqaaqeyno
qolka ku xiga.

1717
01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,785
[Qosol]

1718
01:14:58,869 --> 01:15:02,039
Waayahay, Dave,
halxiraalaha soo socda adigaa leh.

1719
01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:03,499
Oo maxaa igu dhici doona?

1720
01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:05,667
Waa hagaag, haddii aad xalliso
halxiraalaha, waxba.

1721
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:09,004
Waa inaad si sax ah u qiyaastaa
afar dhawaaq xayawaan

1722
01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:12,299
si loo joojiyo tan. Si loo badbaadiyo Dave.

1723
01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:13,467
Diyaar ma u nahay?

1724
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:16,345
Sug, cirib baad u socotaa?

1725
01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:17,346
Haa, cirib

1726
01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,639
-Hagaag!
-Ah, shit.

1727
01:15:18,722 --> 01:15:21,058
Maya, saaxiib Allaw.

1728
01:15:21,141 --> 01:15:23,393
Codkee ayuu eey sameeyaa?

1729
01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,103
[ciyaaro]

1730
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:26,563
Hagaag, shaqo fiican

1731
01:15:28,190 --> 01:15:29,816
Codkee ayay bisadu samaysaa?

1732
01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:31,401
[meowing]

1733
01:15:31,485 --> 01:15:33,529
Waayahay,
runtii way fiican yihiin.

1734
01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:36,281
Maxaa dhawaaqa
aardvark ma sameeyaa?

1735
01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:37,574
[quacks]

1736
01:15:37,658 --> 01:15:39,409
Maya

1737
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:40,911
Maya, cod ma sameeyaan!
Ma dhawaaqaan.

1738
01:15:40,994 --> 01:15:42,496
Waayahay, waayahay, waayahay.

1739
01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:44,831
-Waan xaq u yeeshay! [Qosol]
-[Wee Man] Wacan!

1740
01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:46,083
Haa, dhallaan!

1741
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,417
[Johnny]
Waxaad u baahan tahay mid kale.

1742
01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:48,961
Saaxiib, miyaad i kaftamaysaa? Maya

1743
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,128
[Johnny] Waa maxay dhawaaqa
Cassowary ma sameeyaa?

1744
01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:51,255
-Maya!
-[Ehren] Cassowary?

1745
01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:52,339
[kooxsan]

1746
01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:53,840
Taasi waa khalad!

1747
01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:56,051
[Shark madow] Oh, shit.

1748
01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:57,052
-[Johnny] Taasi waa khalad!
-[Wee Man]
Kaliya bilow inaad dhahdo shit!

1749
01:15:57,135 --> 01:15:58,387
[Dave oo qaylinaya]

1750
01:15:58,470 --> 01:15:59,638
[Johnny oo qoslaya]

1751
01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:01,640
[Ehren] Oh, Ilaahayow!

1752
01:16:01,723 --> 01:16:03,559
[dhammaan qaylinaya, qoslaya]

1753
01:16:05,769 --> 01:16:07,604
Naxdin, bro!

1754
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:09,398
Saaxiib, maxaa fuck ah?

1755
01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:11,400
[Dave oo qaylinaya]

1756
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:17,573
Taasi waa sax! Taasi waa
codka cassowary uu sameeyo.

1757
01:16:17,656 --> 01:16:20,701
Oo waxaan qabaa
waxaan aadi karnaa qolka ugu dambeeya.

1758
01:16:20,784 --> 01:16:22,619
Waa la sameeyay, saaxiib.
Dave, waa la sameeyay.

1759
01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:25,038
saaxiib,
madaxayga waa socdaa
[waxay ku daydaa mashiinka]

1760
01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:27,124
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1761
01:16:27,207 --> 01:16:29,668
[Johnny]
Qaybtan, Ehren wuu fadhiisan doonaa

1762
01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,587
Kursigan korantada ee raaxada leh
in aan isaga u dhisnay.

1763
01:16:31,670 --> 01:16:35,215
-[Ehren] Sug, waa maxay?
-Waxaad leedahay
dhammaan fiilooyinka boodboodka.

1764
01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:37,342
Waa inaad heshaa
fiilooyinka boodboodka saxda ah

1765
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,553
waxyaabaha saxda ah.

1766
01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:43,473
Markaa kaalay halkan
adiguna middaan diiday.

1767
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:45,058
Sideen ku ogaanaa
haddii aan helno kuwa saxda ah?

1768
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:46,852
Sababtoo ah haddii aad
ha haysanin kuwa saxda ah,

1769
01:16:46,935 --> 01:16:48,520
Ehren wuu naxay.

1770
01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:50,355
[Chris] Weligaa ma samaysay
qol lagu baxsado?

1771
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,774
maya iska daa oo iska daa xaarkaas.
Ma qabtaa?

1772
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:54,401
-Waan sameeyay.
-Ma samaysay qol lagu baxsado?

1773
01:16:54,484 --> 01:16:56,278
Haa.

1774
01:16:56,361 --> 01:16:57,654
-Kuma rumaysni.
-Waa layli koox-dhis ah.

1775
01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,574
[Johnny wuu qoslay]

1776
01:17:00,657 --> 01:17:03,035
Haa, Ehren,
fadhi jacaylkaaga.

1777
01:17:03,118 --> 01:17:04,995
[Dave] iyadu waa tan ugu xun
marka la sameeyo.

1778
01:17:05,078 --> 01:17:10,083
[Johnny] Aynu xidhno albaabbada
fadlan ciyaarta bilow.

1779
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,669
Kaliya sii isaga
naxdin yar hadda.

1780
01:17:12,753 --> 01:17:14,671
-Ah! fuck!
-[kicin]

1781
01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:16,590
[Johnny] Hey, hey. Haye, nimanyahow,
Waan ka xumahay, taasi waxay ahayd khalad

1782
01:17:16,673 --> 01:17:18,467
-[Wee Man] fuck!
-Taasi waxay ahayd khalad.

1783
01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:21,345
-Fad taas!
-[Ehren] Fuck, saaxiib.

1784
01:17:21,428 --> 01:17:23,180
[Qosol]

1785
01:17:23,263 --> 01:17:25,474
-[Dave] fuck kan.
-[Johnny]
Nimanyahow hadda waad bilaabi kartaan.

1786
01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:26,892
Fuck, maxaan sameyneynaa?

1787
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,185
-Halkan waa toddoba.
-Kani waa afar.

1788
01:17:28,268 --> 01:17:29,686
-Afar?
- Haa, aaway toddoba?

1789
01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:31,146
Afar meel ay joogaan ma aqaan.

1790
01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:32,689
Fuckin' garanayso,
nimanyahow!

1791
01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:34,650
-Aaway laba?
- Laba waa halkan. Midka cas.

1792
01:17:34,733 --> 01:17:36,193
[Johnny]
Nimanyahow waad soo dhawaataan.

1793
01:17:36,276 --> 01:17:38,028
-[Shark madow] aaway afar?
-Ah, maya, sug!

1794
01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:39,738
[Shark madow] hel taas
midda ugu danbeysa halkaas.

1795
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,073
-[Johnny]
Dhammaantood meesha ma joogaan?
-Nacalad.

1796
01:17:41,156 --> 01:17:42,741
-Hagaag, yaa, yaa, yaa
- is deji.

1797
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,785
- Waxaan u maleynayaa inay tahay midabyo.
-Maya! Waa tirooyin.

1798
01:17:44,868 --> 01:17:46,119
-Wuxuu lahaa qalad.
-Maya, waa fujin
ma tirooyin, guys!

1799
01:17:46,203 --> 01:17:47,746
Khalad buu lahaa
oo uu halkaas dhigay.

1800
01:17:47,829 --> 01:17:49,665
-Hagaag, samee shayga!
-Waa uu naxayaa!

1801
01:17:49,748 --> 01:17:51,249
[Wee Man]
Maya, isagu maaha Maya, ma aha.

1802
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,418
- [qarxiya, buuqa]
-[qeylinaya]

1803
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:55,128
[Dave] waan ogaa! Waan ogaa!

1804
01:17:55,212 --> 01:17:56,380
[Wee Man] Waayahay! Hagaag!

1805
01:17:56,463 --> 01:17:57,714
-Waxay ahayd sax!
-Waan damiyay!

1806
01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,424
-Dami!
-Waan damiyay!

1807
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,301
Dami Dami

1808
01:18:02,552 --> 01:18:04,304
Hagaag!

1809
01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:07,891
Dhammaantiin waa dilay, nin yahow.

1810
01:18:07,974 --> 01:18:09,726
-Dhammaan waa dilay, bro!
-Fuck, saaxiib,

1811
01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:10,811
- waa sida fuckin' dhintay, saaxiib.
-Hagaag, Dave.

1812
01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,479
Hel shayga. Soo saar isaga.

1813
01:18:12,562 --> 01:18:13,605
-Ka saar isaga. Soo saar isaga.
-[Dave] wuu maqan yahay.

1814
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,191
Maxaa dhacay?

1815
01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:17,984
-Haye, fadhiiso--
- Halkan ka bax! Maxaa fuck ah?

1816
01:18:18,068 --> 01:18:19,444
Waa koofiyaddaada.
Koofiyada ayaan iska siibay

1817
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:21,196
haye,
waxay isku dayaysaa inay ku fasaxdo!

1818
01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:23,240
[Johnny] afuufi geeska
Gees yaa haysta?

1819
01:18:23,323 --> 01:18:24,908
[geeska garaaca]

1820
01:18:30,956 --> 01:18:31,873
[Johnny] Taasi waa wax fiican.
Taasi waa wanaagsan tahay.

1821
01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,417
Iska daa xaarkaan fuqsada ah!

1822
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,211
-[geeska garaaca]
-[Ehren] fuck!

1823
01:18:36,294 --> 01:18:38,338
-[Ehren] fuck!
-[Shark madow]
Nacalaa, taasi waxay ahayd waalan.

1824
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:39,923
[Ehren] fuck kan fuckin'--

1825
01:18:40,006 --> 01:18:41,508
[qeylinaya]

1826
01:18:42,884 --> 01:18:45,887
waan maqanahay! Iska daa!

1827
01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,014
Allaw.

1828
01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:53,353
Hagaag waxaan u maleynayaa inay taasi tahay
Qolka Ka Baxsada Naarta.

1829
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,480
[Qosol]

1830
01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:56,940
-Sug-- Waanu dhammaynay?
-[Jeff] Haa.

1831
01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:58,275
-Ilaahayow.
-Waanu samaynay.

1832
01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,026
Waad soo baxday
ee qolka baxsadka!

1833
01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,070
Ma helnaa daaweeyaha
xaarkan ka dib, ninyahow?

1834
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,114
-Ma helnaa daaweeyaha?
-Shaqo fiican, Shark madow.

1835
01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:06,241
Allow,
ninyahow waad i dhufatay dhammaantiin!

1836
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,285
Adiguna gacantaada saaray
dabada Zach.

1837
01:19:08,368 --> 01:19:11,455
- Way, dabada kor u kac, saaxiib!
-[qosol]

1838
01:19:12,622 --> 01:19:14,082
[Ehren] Fuck nimanyahow!

1839
01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:15,709
[Jeff] Waxaad illowday kabahaaga!

1840
01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:18,295
[Ehren]
Fuck meeshaan fuckin'!

1841
01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:23,759
Waxaa jiray cinwaanno
internetka

1842
01:19:23,842 --> 01:19:25,761
in aad sheegtay
filimkan Jackass

1843
01:19:25,844 --> 01:19:28,388
noqon doona kii ugu dambeeyay abid.

1844
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:32,225
Ka dib markii aad sheegtay
filim kasta oo Jackass ah,

1845
01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:34,603
ma u malaynaysaa qof
si dhab ah ma u qaadanaysaa taas?

1846
01:19:34,686 --> 01:19:36,605
Inta aan necbahay
in la yidhaahdo

1847
01:19:39,441 --> 01:19:41,193
-[taah]
-[Qosol]

1848
01:19:41,276 --> 01:19:42,611
[Poopies] Ha odhan!

1849
01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,488
Waxaan dareemayaa dareen
[ qosol badan]

1850
01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:45,405
[Poopies] Ha samayn.

1851
01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:47,073
Waa waa.

1852
01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,116
Waa kaas.

1853
01:19:51,077 --> 01:19:52,829
[firiri dabaysha]

1854
01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:58,084
["My Way" ciyaarta]

1855
01:21:10,907 --> 01:21:14,119
Hello, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville!
Oo tani waa dhamaadka!

1856
01:21:14,202 --> 01:21:15,287
[dhammaan] Haa!

1857
01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:16,788
[qosol]

1858
01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:55,952
[heestu way dhammaatay]

1859
01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,329
[farxad, qosol]

1860
01:21:57,412 --> 01:21:59,664
["Mar kale ayaan kulmi doonaa" ciyaarista]

1861
01:21:59,748 --> 01:22:00,999
[Wee Man] Haa! Haa!

1862
01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,751
Allaw

1863
01:22:03,835 --> 01:22:05,503
-[Qarax]
-Maxaa fuck ah?

1864
01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,549
[sheekayn]

1865
01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:11,176
[Qosol]

1866
01:22:13,428 --> 01:22:14,554
[taah]

1867
01:22:15,430 --> 01:22:17,557
[Qosol, Qosol]

1868
01:22:17,641 --> 01:22:19,684
-Ilaah, aad bay u fiican tahay!
-Haa.

1869
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,519
Waan awoodaa ugu dambeyntii
maryaha ii xidho.

1870
01:22:21,603 --> 01:22:24,481
[Steve-O] Waxaan u baahanahay lacag
in lagu joojiyo cisbitaalka.

1871
01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:28,693
[Grunts, qosol]

1872
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,528
Hagaag, kaalay!

1873
01:22:30,612 --> 01:22:32,572
-[farxad]
-Haa. Sawir kooxeed

1874
01:22:32,656 --> 01:22:34,824
- Haa, Poopies. Daawooyinka lidka ku ah dawooyinka.
Halkan, bro.

1875
01:22:39,371 --> 01:22:41,623
Waxaan filayaa in Poopies ay ooynayso.

1876
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:45,835
-[Chris] maxaa qaldan?
-Tani waxay noqon kartaa xoogaagii ugu dambeeyay
weligood filimaan. [oohin]

1877
01:22:45,919 --> 01:22:47,337
[Shark madow]
Haa, sidan ma tihid.

1878
01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,214
Maya, waxaan filayaa
runtii wuu xanaaqsan yahay.

1879
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,842
[wareyste]
Haddaba, waa sidee
arkay dhammaan muuqaalladan duugga ah?

1880
01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:54,469
Qof kastaa wuxuu u eg yahay dhallaan.

1881
01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,888
Dhab ahaantii,
Waxaan dareemayaa duqnimo, waxaana u xiisay Dunn.

1882
01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:57,973
[Johnny]
Haa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa.

1883
01:22:58,056 --> 01:22:59,516
Waxaan dareemayaa duqnimo, waxaana u xiisay Dunn.

1884
01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:01,977
[lama maqli karo]

1885
01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:06,815
[cameraman]
Maxaan ka sameyneynaa halkan?

1886
01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:08,233
Steve-O wuu daahay diyaaradiisa,
markaa waan toosin doonaa isaga.

1887
01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:09,985
-Hagaag.
- Hubi inuu sameeyo.

1888
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,948
[qosol]

1889
01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:17,367
[qeyliyo]

1890
01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:19,828
[farxad]

1891
01:23:19,911 --> 01:23:21,663
Steve-O!

1892
01:23:21,746 --> 01:23:23,123
-[Poopies] Spike.
-[Johnny] Jacayl yaa, saaxiib.

1893
01:23:23,206 --> 01:23:24,708
[Johnny] Spike Jonze!

1894
01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,298
Jeff Tremaine halkaas!

1895
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:33,800
[xubin ka tirsan shaqaalaha] John!

1896
01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:35,301
Haye, ma heli doontaa isaga
dib ugu noqda qolkiisii?

1897
01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:36,511
-[Poopies] Aad bay u fiican tahay.
-[Johnny] Waa ayo kan?

1898
01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:41,057
Maan maqal isaga
halkaas, so--

1899
01:23:41,141 --> 01:23:42,684
-[Jeff] Waa adiga, adiga ayay kuu tahay.
-Halow?

1900
01:23:42,767 --> 01:23:44,060
[darawal] Loomis,
sidan ayaad u socotaa, sax?

1901
01:23:44,144 --> 01:23:45,228
-[Loomis] Haa.
-Ma dhib baa jirta?

1902
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,355
[lama maqli karo]

1903
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,444
[hees sii socota]

1904
01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:00,785
Maanta wax fiican baad samaysay, Jeff.
-Jooji Ilaahow.

1905
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,412
-[dhunkashada]
-[taah]

1906
01:24:02,495 --> 01:24:04,539
Oh, Johnny Knoxville!

1907
01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:07,500
Tani waa dhamaadka!
Tani waa dhamaadka!

1908
01:24:07,584 --> 01:24:08,835
-[heestu way dhammaatay]
-[Jeff] iyo laba.

1909
01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:10,754
-[Qarax]
-[farxad]

1910
01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:17,886
[Wee Man] Ohhh, shit!

1911
01:24:17,969 --> 01:24:20,096
[Ehren] Bal taas u fiirso
kubbadda dabka fuckin!

1912
01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:22,057
[qeylinaya]

1913
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:24,809
["Koonfurta" ciyaarta]

1914
01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:26,144
Hello, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville!

1915
01:24:26,227 --> 01:24:27,312
Hi, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville!

1916
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,147
Hi, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville.

1917
01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:31,649
Hello, waxaan ahay Johnny Knoxville.
Ku soo dhawoow Jackass.

1918
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,237
[Grunts]

1919
01:24:38,698 --> 01:24:39,783
[qeylinaya]

1920
01:24:40,992 --> 01:24:42,077
[taah]

1921
01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:47,040
[qeylinaya]

1922
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,460
Xaar!

1923
01:24:59,344 --> 01:25:01,346
[korontadu dillaacday]

1924
01:25:07,185 --> 01:25:09,020
Oh, maya!

1925
01:25:11,689 --> 01:25:12,982
Taasi waa shahwada, waa sax.

1926
01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,442
[dib u soo celinta]

1927
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,534
-Miyaad iga xanaaqday?
-Haa.

1928
01:25:22,617 --> 01:25:24,160
Ilaahayow, maya!

1929
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:25,954
[durbaan]

1930
01:25:26,037 --> 01:25:27,997
-[Preston] Waa!
-[qosol]

1931
01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:29,833
Waa!

1932
01:25:31,793 --> 01:25:33,503
[qosol]

1933
01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:38,049
[farxad]

1934
01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:39,676
Phew.

1935
01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:42,220
-[gariir]
-[qosol]

1936
01:25:43,596 --> 01:25:45,223
[Qosol]

1937
01:25:50,562 --> 01:25:52,021
[heestu way dhammaatay]

1938
01:25:52,105 --> 01:25:55,608
Waan necbahay xaqiiqada
waa inaan fuckin'

1939
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:58,570
la soco aligators
iyo cobras fuckin.

1940
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,365
Waxaan leeyahay dicks calaamadeysan
dabada saaran.

1941
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:06,161
Wax walba fuckin' nuugaan.

1942
01:26:06,244 --> 01:26:07,620
[Qosol]

1943
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:16,462
Sida qof walba xaq u leeyahay
maanta ila soco.

1944
01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:20,633
Iyo sharabaadkayga Misfits.

1945
01:26:23,511 --> 01:26:24,846
["Shine Light" ciyaarta]

1946
01:26:24,929 --> 01:26:27,015
[Qosol, Qosol]

1947
01:26:34,063 --> 01:26:35,023
Taasi si fiican ayay u dhacday.

1948
01:26:43,573 --> 01:26:45,658
[dhammaan qoslaya]

1949
01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:47,827
Taasi waa wax.

1950
01:26:57,670 --> 01:26:59,297
[ halgamaya]

1951
01:27:05,678 --> 01:27:08,306
-[Qosol, qosol]
-Waan ka xumahay, bro. Maxaa dhacay?

1952
01:27:13,102 --> 01:27:14,520
degdeg ah.
Kadibna waa uun, sida

1953
01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,939
-Haa.
- kaliya ayaa hoos u dhacay.

1954
01:27:17,398 --> 01:27:19,609
[qeylo, ciil]

1955
01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:22,528
[qeyliya, taaha]

1956
01:27:28,451 --> 01:27:29,744
[taah]

1957
01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:34,582
[ciyaaro]

1958
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,125
Oh, maya!

1959
01:27:45,885 --> 01:27:47,220
[qosol]

1960
01:27:48,554 --> 01:27:49,597
[taah]

1961
01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:00,066
[farxad]

1962
01:28:07,490 --> 01:28:09,075
Butterbean caadi ma yahay?

1963
01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:12,495
[qosol]

1964
01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:19,085
-Ah!
-Ma fiicantahay?

1965
01:28:19,168 --> 01:28:20,753
Oh, haa, waxaan dareemayaa wax weyn.

1966
01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,005
Shaqo wacan ninyahow.

1967
01:28:22,088 --> 01:28:23,631
[farxad]

1968
01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:27,593
[Poopies] Waa hagaag, maamulaha,
waan ku jecelnahay!

1969
01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,679
[Chris] waan ku jeclahay.

1970
01:28:29,762 --> 01:28:31,097
[Poopies] Kabtanka!

1971
01:28:32,432 --> 01:28:34,100
-waa!
-[qosol]

1972
01:28:48,156 --> 01:28:50,283
-Ah!
-[qosol]

1973
01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,662
Allaw.

1974
01:28:56,539 --> 01:28:57,790
[Qosol]

1975
01:28:57,874 --> 01:28:58,916
Bal u fiirso sida uu u naxsan yahay.

1976
01:29:00,543 --> 01:29:03,504
Tani waa nuugtaa. Alla nin yahow.

1977
01:29:10,887 --> 01:29:12,513
[onkod shil galay]

1978
01:29:24,067 --> 01:29:25,193
Ku wareeg.

1979
01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:27,445
[qeyliyo]

1980
01:29:33,284 --> 01:29:34,869
[qaylo]

1981
01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:42,502
-[xabad rasaas ah]
-Ah!

1982
01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:48,841
-Ah!
-[qosol]

1983
01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:17,829
[qeylinaya]

1984
01:30:17,912 --> 01:30:19,372
[qosol]

1985
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,334
-Waxaan u baahanahay caawimaad.
-Haa.

1986
01:30:25,837 --> 01:30:27,296
[heestu way dhammaatay]

1987
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,674
Laakiin, nin, in ku dhow
ayaa noqday mid xun.

1988
01:30:29,757 --> 01:30:31,008
Haa, waan baqay, nin yahow.

1989
01:30:31,092 --> 01:30:34,178
Xaar
Arrinka ugu cabsida badan abid, ninyahow.

1990
01:30:34,262 --> 01:30:37,598
Haa, taasi run bay ahayd
waxaan rabnay in kastoo.

1991
01:30:37,682 --> 01:30:39,642
Allaw. Taasi waa --

1992
01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:41,727
Waa ay dhammaan weyday
wax ka fiican.

1993
01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:43,938
Taasi waa -- ma garanayo haddii
taasi waa waxa aan rabay.

1994
01:30:44,021 --> 01:30:45,314
Taasi waa sida aan rabay.

1995
01:30:45,398 --> 01:30:46,482
Haa.

1996
01:30:48,818 --> 01:30:51,946
Xusuusin.
Calaamadaha filimkan waxay ahaayeen
oo ay sameeyaan xirfadlayaal,

1997
01:30:52,029 --> 01:30:53,573
sidaas darteed badbaadadaada

1998
01:30:53,656 --> 01:30:55,324
iyo ilaalinta
kuwa kugu xeeran,

1999
01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:57,076
midna ha isku dayin
tusmada aad hadda aragtay.


